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RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Malicious - Feb 17, 2019

Very interesting thread, no fucking idea where I wipe from first tho.


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - luke - Feb 17, 2019

i wipe sideways wtf are yall on


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 03:04 AM)Happeh Wrote:  I don't want shit in my vagina

Speak for yourself! Cleveland steamers are the new craze


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Black Hat - Feb 17, 2019

I don't wipe I prefer to pick the poo and roll it into little poop marbles and smoke it after a month, tastes really good and gets you stoned AF. It's good shit man.


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 10:31 AM)Katie2203 Wrote:  I don't wipe I prefer to pick the poo and roll it into little poop marbles and smoke it after a month, tastes really good and gets you stoned AF. It's good shit man.

Haha good shit maaaan


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Mix - Feb 17, 2019

Never wiped in my life got one of them fancy toilet that cleans it for you ;)


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - lust - Feb 17, 2019

Depends on what's easier tbh. Most of the time, I wipe from back to front because I wipe sitting down. I don't want to stand up and risk having that shit smeared all over the place.


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Almonds - Feb 17, 2019

Front to back- otherwise I reckon more wipes would be necessary.


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 12:15 PM)Mix3rz Wrote:  Never wiped in my life got one of them fancy toilet that cleans it for you ;)

I want a bidet so bad. Shoot the water up my booty ploxx


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 02:33 PM)php Wrote:  Yeah that would save me time from having to slightly wet the toilet paper.

If you wipe dry and go on about your day you are sick.

Water helps a lot.

Yeah I used to wipe too much and long story short I didn't know polished ass syndrome is a thing. The dryness and bleach from the toilet paper irritates you butthole and makes hemmorhoids more likely. EDUMACATED


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Banter. - Feb 17, 2019

Real question is who folds and goes in for a 2nd wipe ?


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 02:51 PM)Banter. Wrote:  Real question is who folds and goes in for a 2nd wipe ?

Only if I have at least four squares. Also has to be two ply.


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Banter. - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 02:52 PM)Slankey™ Wrote:  Only if I have at least four squares. Also has to be two ply.

Yeah you cant risk the Structural integrity of the Toilet paper breaking that could very bad  😏


RE: Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? - Slankey™ - Feb 17, 2019

(Feb 17, 2019 03:00 PM)Banter. Wrote:  Yeah you cant risk the Structural integrity of the Toilet paper breaking that could very bad  😏

We learn by our mistakes so we others don't make them.

I always have to check my hands and do a smell check now. Fucking work uses single ply.