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+--- Thread: $100 Awards contest [OFFICIAL] [WINNERS ANNOUNCED] (/showthread.php?tid=5554499)
* - fmarion - Feb 25, 2017
Q. What do people call food in China?
A. Food
Q. What do people call food in America?
A. Food
Q. What do people call food in Europe?
A. Food
Q. What do people call food in Cuba?
A. Nothing cause they don't got none!
That was a mean joke but it was the first I thought of. I have nothing against Cubans or anything.
* - Yui-Senpai - Feb 25, 2017
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
* - Prophett - Feb 25, 2017
Tell me a good joke: Why did the Mexican throw the woman on the fire? Tequila (to kill her).
* - Creamer - Feb 25, 2017
Tell me a good joke:
America
* - N1nj4Styl3 - Feb 25, 2017
Thanks for that, I am going to paste the last joke I read on Facebook which somehow I found funny (no, I am not a weirdo..)
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* - Nicknamesroverrated - Feb 25, 2017
Tell me a good joke: I like my women like I like my coffee,
ground up and in my freezer.
* - RepMagnet - Feb 25, 2017
Tell me a good joke: I don't have any.
Would like to enter this contest though!
* - Hiper - Feb 26, 2017
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Good luck everyone
* - LastSession - Feb 26, 2017
Tell me a good joke: I need the money
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* - Larsenpower - Feb 26, 2017
I profited a lot from bustabit.
Thanks for hosting this, OP.
This is my entry
* - Flash ⚡ - Feb 26, 2017
A bicycle cant stand on its own
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* - The Pulp Fiction - Feb 26, 2017
oops
(Feb 18, 2017 09:56 AM)`RaZoR Wrote: Hackforums.net will shutdown 19th of March, so no one wins LOL
Yeah, you are right. You will be dead by that time
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Check the age lol
* - Crystallize. - Feb 26, 2017
This might end up faster than expected make sure to join fast...
* - Nerdi - Feb 26, 2017
Awesome, I'd love the gift award!
Here's my joke:
The beanstalk goes to the corn and says, "sorry I've been so creepy."
The corn says "yeah, you've been stalking me."
The beanstalk replies, "you're so corny!"
I made this one up a few months ago to tell to my students.
It's awful
* - Mαxim - Feb 26, 2017
(Feb 18, 2017 06:01 PM)Crystallize. Wrote: Making a good joke on illuminati leaders will get you one additional entry.
Tell me a good joke:
Bandors will resolve all his deal disputes.