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* - Present - Feb 27, 2017
Tell me a good joke:
A kid threw a soft drink at another kid's head, the other kid didn't get hurt AT ALL. Why is this?
Because it was a SOFT DRINK.... dry
* - Crystallize. - Feb 27, 2017
I will be giving extra $25 to one of the best jokes about illuminati leaders and maybe a gift award too ;)
* - Saltpeter - Feb 27, 2017
My joke is the amount of awards on my account.
Thanks OP.
* - epicz - Feb 27, 2017
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
* - AssGang - Feb 27, 2017
Donald Trump Ha!
:Blackhat:
* - UnParad0x - Feb 27, 2017
Tell me a joke: Donald Trump will be re-elected
* - Techmech - Feb 27, 2017
![[Image: Dz7kHlfuX.jpg]](https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/Dz7kHlfuX.jpg)
That should be good.
* - Crystallize. - Feb 28, 2017
Ending in less than 2 days make sure to enter.
* - fmarion - Feb 28, 2017
I had posted before but I believe you said we could have two entries if one was an illuminati joke...here goes:
Tell me a good joke:
Whats the difference between a cow and illuminati conspiracy theories?
You can't milk a cow for 20 years.
* - MightyOne - Feb 28, 2017
Tell me a good joke:
Romantic : following her home.
Less romantic: she dosent know!
Romantic: He sends his hand to her underpants
Less romantic: Give her a weggie
Romantic: Showering together
Less romantic: Peeing on her leg
* - Ashlanfox - Feb 28, 2017
Tell me a good joke: Are you all right? No, you are all left.
* - Troy - Feb 28, 2017
Tell me a good joke:
My cheating ex girlfriend , her life is a joke.
Thanks for the giveaway buddy i am in love with awards.
* - Gr3yWolf - Feb 28, 2017
Posting to enter!
Tell me a good joke:
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
She looked surprised.
* - thebestybest - Feb 28, 2017
What do gay cows do? .........
They suck each udder off.
* - Present - Mar 1, 2017
If illuminati didn't exist, we wouldn't even have a celebrity. Infact I would have had Omni as my dp, no wait Omni was Illuminati, yes, I FORGOT.