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i will give an demonoid.me invite code for the funniest joke. - madatu911 - Aug 29, 2011
I will give a away 1 demonoid invite code for the funniest joke by the time of my next login. Just add your email to the joke.
* - morrowmadison - Aug 29, 2011
Do you even need an invite to join? I did without one
* - Grin - Aug 29, 2011
Yes the registration is closed right now.
* - HacksLOL - Aug 29, 2011
Guess what? Chicken Butt!!!! OHHHH GET WRECKED!!! Email:[email protected]
* - Cerebro - Aug 29, 2011
OP isn't a fag.
I'll pm you my e-Mail.
* - madatu911 - Aug 29, 2011
HMM chicken butt??? thats the only joke????
* - fmk pyro - Aug 29, 2011
Question. What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
Answer. At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
my email is offline atm they said had problems with it so p.m. me plzz
* - Wingtale - Aug 29, 2011
Why did the chicken cross the road.
To get to the shop.
Dis you find that Funny?
Neither did the Chicken The shop was closed
* - madatu911 - Aug 29, 2011
fmk pyro wins, that was funny my friend.
* - Kraksx - Aug 29, 2011
What do you say if you wake up and see your TV Floating away?
Pm me for finish of joke.
* - Purefication - Aug 29, 2011
A tomato and cucumber started to fight the tomato: " Hey you stupid cucumber you're green ! " , cucumber: Shut up you read tomato ! , suddenly a crispy chicken comes out of nowhere and asks the tomato and the cucumber " Why are you insulting each other guys " , the tomato and cucumber: OMG THE crispy chicken just spoke AA!
* - Willy Wanka - Aug 29, 2011
whats the difference between a "black guy" and a pot-hole..you try to avoid the pot-hole,
i expect a email [email protected]
* - Jce - Aug 29, 2011
Whats shorter then my penis, your penis. Hope you laughed and hope you give me some invite.
* - madatu911 - Aug 30, 2011
hey guys with the racist jokes.. I Am Black..ok maybe i am white but still.
* - Stryker™ - Aug 30, 2011
hey this is my joke and it is AWESOME!!! a friend of mine told it to me so its not ripped of the internet like most of the jokes on here :/
email:Spoiler (Click to View)
Quote:the dad was sitting in his bedrom masturbating, and then all of a sudden his daughter came in and said
daughter:"daddy whats that long thing u play with ?"
dad:"o thats the bird hooney"
daughter:"whats that black thing surrounding it then ?"
dad:"thats its nest"
daughter:"but whats is the two round things ?"
dad:"ooo thats its eggs"
the next day the dad woke up on hospital with his daughter standing beside his bed and then he asked what happened to him and the daughter answered
daughtger:"the mean bird spit on me so i strangled the bird crushed its eggs and set fire to the nest"
xD