Java Pokemon Attacker(uses PKMN references) and Urbandictionary Definer (uses chat ref)

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// VARIABLE

    // ******** ******** ********

    var vMessage = message;

    var vOtherDefine = true;

    var UNK = ""

    var vChannel = client.channelName(channel);

    var vMyName = client.ownName();

    var vUserSent = vMessage.substring(0, vMessage.indexOf(':'));

    var min = 1;

    var max = 2000;

    var dmg = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;

    var minZ = 1;

    var maxZ = 616;

    var dmgZ = Math.floor(Math.random() * (maxZ - minZ + 1)) + minZ;

    var vChannelPlayerID = client.channel(channel).players(); 

    var vChannelPlayerName = [];

    for (var x = 0; x < vChannelPlayerID.length; x++){

    vChannelPlayerName[x] = client.name(vChannelPlayerID[x]);

    }

    var vRndm = vChannelPlayerName[Math.floor((Math.random()*vChannelPlayerName.length)+0)];

    var vMoveName = [];

    var vMoveNameDone = false;

    for (x=0; vMoveNameDone == false; x++){

    vMoveName[x] = sys.move(x);

    if (vMoveName[x] == undefined){

    vMoveNameDone = true;

   // REMOVE (No Move)

   vMoveName.shift();

   // REMOVE LAST ENTRY undefined

   vMoveName.pop() 

   vMove = vMoveName[dmgZ]

   }

   }

 



    // EXTRACT MESSAGE BY TAKING OUT THE NAME

    if (vMessage.indexOf(':') >= 0) {vMessage = vMessage.substr(vMessage.indexOf(':') + 2);}

    // SET THE MESSAGE MESSAGE TEXT TO LOWERCASE

    vMessage = vMessage.toLowerCase();





   //Pokemon Attack        

           if (["-move"].indexOf(vMessage) !== -1){

        if (dmg > 1500)        

        UNK = " Critical";

        else

        UNK = " Regular";

            var vName = "/me ±Ditto: ";

            var vMsg = [];

            vMsg[0] = vUserSent + " used " + vMove + ", it dealt " + dmg + UNK + " Damage to " + vRndm;

            vMsg[1] = vUserSent + " used " + vMove + ", it missed!... " + vRndm + " was unharmed!";

            var vRNG = Math.floor((Math.random()*vMsg.length)+0);

            if (vUserSent == vMyName) {vRndm = "their self!?!"}

            client.network().sendChanMessage(channel, vName + vMsg[vRNG]);

            }

          

// DEFINE

                    // ******** ******** ********

                    var vCommand = "-def";

                    if (((vCommand == vMessage.substring(0, vCommand.length)) && (vMyName == vUserSent)) || ((vCommand == vMessage.substring(0, vCommand.length)) && (vOtherDefine == true))) {

                        var vCommand = vMessage.substring(vCommand.length + 1).toUpperCase();

                        // WHO REQUESTED AND WHERE CHECK

                        if (vMyName == vUserSent){

                            print(vName + "Obtaining definition from Urban Dictionary…");

                            }

                        var vResponse = sys.synchronousWebCall("http://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=" + (encodeURIComponent(vCommand)));

                        var vDef = JSON.parse(vResponse);

                        if (vMyName == vUserSent){

                            print(vName + "Done.");

                            }

                        if (vDef.result_type != "exact") {

                            client.network().sendChanMessage(channel, vCommand + " is fake, gay and not defined!")

                            }

                        else {

                            // OBTAIN STRING TO ALLOW LENGTH CHECK

                            var vDefString = vDef.list[0].definition;

                            var vStringLimit = 300;

                            if (vDefString.length <= vStringLimit){

                                client.network().sendChanMessage(channel, vCommand + ": " + vDefString);

                                }

                            if (vDefString.length > vStringLimit){

                                client.network().sendChanMessage(channel, vCommand + ": " + vDefString.substring(0, vStringLimit) + " [String Limit of "+ vStringLimit + " Reached]");

                                }

                            }

                        }