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The real use for Prestige; I'm onto something! - Stealth™ - Jun 3, 2014
The real reason that prestige exists is to accurately measure the length of your penis in inches.
Hear me out.
Plug this equation into Google, substituting all the values needed, and post how big your penis is.
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((Absolute Value of (Reputation - 5))/(Prestige + 10)) + 5My penis is 7.21 inches long :D.
It'll be creepily accurate with your real size too ;).
* - Arduous - Jun 3, 2014
((0-5)/(0+1))+5=0
This equation claims I have no dick. That's a lie.
* - The_Rat - Jun 3, 2014
lol what were you thinking of when you thought of this im going to do it
Results : i got 0/11
* - WiFi Enabled - Jun 3, 2014
Apparently my dick is 5.3 inches long. I wonder if that's accurate.
* - Stealth™ - Jun 3, 2014
(Jun 3, 2014 08:40 PM)The_Rat Wrote: lol what were you thinking of when you thought of this im going to do it
Results : i got 0/11
You would get 5 inches; you didn't calculate correctly :P.
* - Blackmill - Jun 3, 2014
9.3
I'd say I'm doing pretty OK so far!
* - Stealth™ - Jun 3, 2014
(Jun 3, 2014 08:45 PM)Blackmill Wrote: 9.3
I'd say I'm doing pretty OK so far!
I just edited the equation, try it again!
Mine is now 7.15 inches.
* - Coton Pker - Jun 3, 2014
mine came out to be:
(490 - 5)/(296 + 1) + 5 = 6.63
seems pretty legit.
* - Hexley - Jun 3, 2014
I'm going to say this one is a no.. This may be a thread for the drugs/philology section :xp
* - eiqhtz - Jun 3, 2014
(Jun 3, 2014 08:39 PM)Arduous Wrote: ((0-5)/(0+1))+5=0
This equation claims I have no dick. That's a lie.
This seriously has me rolling. 🤗🤗🎉🎉
* - Cyrus - Jun 3, 2014
My penis is 7.34 inches long according to your theory.
* - eiqhtz - Jun 3, 2014
Omni knows the size of our ePenis guys, I wonder who has the biggest.
Wait... My theory is that, Omni made this system up to make up the sizes of our ePenis, it all makes sense now.
* - Stealth™ - Jun 3, 2014
(Jun 3, 2014 09:01 PM)Apostasy Wrote: Omni knows the size of our ePenis guys, I wonder who has the biggest.
Wait... My theory is that, Omni made this system up to make up the sizes of our ePenis, it all makes sense now.
Well, since Omni's reputation is currently 199 and his prestige is 1020, that means Omni has a penis that is...
((199 - 5)/(1020 + 10)) + 5 = 5.19 inches!
* - gore - Jun 3, 2014
((Absolute Value of (Reputation - 5))/(Prestige + 10)) + 5
565 - 5 = 560
157 + 10 = 167
560/167 = 3.35 + 5 = 8.35
Ayyyy ladies ;)
* - Blackmill - Jun 3, 2014
(Jun 3, 2014 08:49 PM)Stealth™ Wrote: I just edited the equation, try it again!
Mine is now 7.15 inches.
Damn! Still looking at about 7.5 inches. My E-penis is still bigger than yours!