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Watch porn and feel at ease at the same time! Watch Porn Safely! Never get caught! - Drizzy - Jan 3, 2015
Hey guys, I have create a porn browser specifically designed to NOT get you caught fapping. This is just a joke but some of you may find it useful 🤭
Features:
Voice Recognition: Hear someone walking down the hall? Simply say "done" and it will execute a command of your choice (see screenshot).
Exit Button: The biggest issue with watching porn when you're parents are home is exiting and covering up your shlong fast enough, well this button puts you at ease. A very easy target to click instantly terminates the program.
Motion Detection: Point your webcam at your door and when it detects movement, it will close down! GG mom.
Hotkey: Press escape to close the program instantly
Clear History Button: Self Explanatory
Download: http://drizzyvpn.tk/Porn%20Browser.zip
Virus Scan: https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/e6189a46495071383c5292d05d485e8f41e432c89fc3de7c760ee4bac0a236d5/analysis/1420403192/
Future Updates:
None that I can think of
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible if you somehow get anyone pregnant with this program, nor am I responsible if you get caught using it. This is not for malicious purposes. Do not attempt to use this in a public library, it wont work.
Screenshots
Spoiler (Click to View)
Features:
Voice Recognition: Hear someone walking down the hall? Simply say "done" and it will execute a command of your choice (see screenshot).
Exit Button: The biggest issue with watching porn when you're parents are home is exiting and covering up your shlong fast enough, well this button puts you at ease. A very easy target to click instantly terminates the program.
Motion Detection: Point your webcam at your door and when it detects movement, it will close down! GG mom.
Hotkey: Press escape to close the program instantly
Clear History Button: Self Explanatory
Download: http://drizzyvpn.tk/Porn%20Browser.zip
Virus Scan: https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/e6189a46495071383c5292d05d485e8f41e432c89fc3de7c760ee4bac0a236d5/analysis/1420403192/
Future Updates:
None that I can think of
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible if you somehow get anyone pregnant with this program, nor am I responsible if you get caught using it. This is not for malicious purposes. Do not attempt to use this in a public library, it wont work.
Screenshots
Spoiler (Click to View)
![[Image: 2XY5xuE.png]](https://i.imgur.com/2XY5xuE.png)
![[Image: Qk9kb5F.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Qk9kb5F.png)
![[Image: jqIFCY0.png]](https://i.imgur.com/jqIFCY0.png)
* - TheyCallMeNeon - Jan 3, 2015
Holy shit, I see this program getting huge, nice work bro.
* - ๖ۣۜMarshm all0w - Jan 3, 2015
This is hot. I will have to use this. Thanks Drizzy. Never fail to make the best programs ;)
* - Absolute Greatest - Jan 3, 2015
Vouch, this seems actually like a pretty cool program tbh
* - +Haze - Jan 3, 2015
I'd like to see the source code for this should be interesting...
* - Syracusia - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:10 PM)+Haze Wrote: I'd like to see the source code for this should be interesting...
It's a simple web browser with a button that closes the program is what it looks like at first glance.
I could code you one in VB.net quite quickly if interested sir 🤝
In regards to the OP, Thanks for helping the community!
* - +Haze - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:11 PM)Novaly Wrote: It's a simple web browser with a button that closes the program is what it looks like at first glance.
I could code you one in VB.net quite quickly if interested sir 🤝
In regards to the OP, Thanks for helping the community!
Last time I checked, no one watches porn using Internet Explorer. Loool. And no I certainly don't need your code.
* - Syracusia - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:12 PM)+Haze Wrote: Last time I checked, no one watches porn using Internet Explorer. Loool. And no I certainly don't need your code.
There is a web browser built into vb.net my friend... 😧
* - Drizzy - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:12 PM)+Haze Wrote: Last time I checked, no one watches porn using Internet Explorer. Loool. And no I certainly don't need your code.
I'll let you see it once I'm doing adding in the motion detector.
(Jan 3, 2015 06:13 PM)Novaly Wrote: There is a web browser built into vb.net my friend... 😧
Which is a stripped down version of Internet Explorer
* - +Haze - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:13 PM)Novaly Wrote: There is a web browser built into vb.net my friend... 😧
The WebBrowser component in vb.net is uses Internet Explorer.
And alright thanks Drizzy
* - rudeman - Jan 3, 2015
what if i'm caught with my dick out,,, then what my dude
* - Drizzy - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:16 PM)ho ho homo Wrote: what if i'm caught with my dick out,,, then what my dude
Simply say "exit" while you use your hands to cover up 🤝
* - Own - Jan 3, 2015
Haha, nice one... motion detection should be funny
* - programtesting28 - Jan 3, 2015
Add proxy features maybe will be nice :D
* - Drizzy - Jan 3, 2015
(Jan 3, 2015 06:25 PM)programtesting28 Wrote: Add proxy features maybe will be nice :D
May I ask why you would need proxies? Unless your family sniffs your network packets.