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Free Holy Water, Rosary, or Scapular - Exemplification - Jan 28, 2015

Drink it, jerk off with it, or give yourself an enema with some free holy water https://secure.fatima.org/forms/water.asp


Other Shit: https://secure.fatima.org/forms/freegifts.asp

Why? Why not.


* - Reborn Angel - Jan 28, 2015

Just got me some holy water.

What do you call a mexican getting baptized?
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* - Trust - Jan 28, 2015

I'll add this to my freebie thread for the lulz.

https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=4218802

Thanks for the share. 🙂


* - Mr.Slut - Jan 28, 2015

I've done this before. I Jokely ordered it under the name "Sam Winchester" and my friend did the same under Dean, and it was funny and I got the water, the 7000000 spam letters after that were however not funny. They wont stop sending me crap mail. Also the holy water "bottle" is like .1 inch wide and like 1 inch long. SUPER SMALL.

But hey, now I can fend off a single demon, or at least make him say Ow.

WARNING: I don't actually execpt to be attacked by demons or believe that the show supernatural is real the above is a joke please do not take it seriously, exepct the junk mail and the size part take that seriously. Oh and I really did use that name.


* - Pez_ - Feb 11, 2015

Why is there nothing for the UK D:
So boring in Uk


* - Briandeanda - Feb 11, 2015

HAHAH THANK YOU FOR THIS. I CAN ACTUALLY BE RELIGIOUS NOW


* - Leusername - Feb 13, 2015

(Jan 28, 2015 08:14 PM)Mr.Slut Wrote:  I've done this before. I Jokely ordered it under the name "Sam Winchester" and my friend did the same under Dean, and it was funny and I got the water, the 7000000 spam letters after that were however not funny. They wont stop sending me crap mail. Also the holy water "bottle" is like .1 inch wide and like 1 inch long. SUPER SMALL.

But hey, now I can fend off a single demon, or at least make him say Ow.

WARNING: I don't actually execpt to be attacked by demons or believe that the show supernatural is real the above is a joke please do not take it seriously, exepct the junk mail and the size part take that seriously. Oh and I really did use that name.

I guess that makes this the perfect way to troll people? Well, people in the US anyway. Wish I had an american enemy. :/


* - Mr.Slut - Feb 13, 2015

(Feb 13, 2015 03:35 AM)Leusername Wrote:  I guess that makes this the perfect way to troll people? Well, people in the US anyway. Wish I had an american enemy. :/

I'm from Canada. They were happy to send it across the border to me.


* - Thomas Meme - Feb 14, 2015

Athiest here got the free shit just curious what I get XD


* - Condoms - Feb 14, 2015

Wonder if this would protect me if i play with the ouija board object under my bed. o.o


* - Vbhfnet - Feb 15, 2015

What does the water come in? Holy water bottle?


* - Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ - Feb 15, 2015

Be right back, I need to go get me some holy water.