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Macbook Internet Speed SLOW - Orchid - May 11, 2015
My MBP (Macbook Pro) is super slow, my PC is running fine, like the internet speed is 50/mbps but this MBP won't even load google.com
I have the 2015 MBP and I need help fixing this as I know nothing about Macs.
The speed is fine on my PC
* - clark.dll - May 11, 2015
When you say "Macs", are you referring to the popular yet unhealthy burger from McDonalds?
* - Muggsy - May 11, 2015
could be the stack of pizza boxes thats blocking the signal to your wifi
* - Repeat - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote: I know nothing about Macs.
Yeah somethin tells me you know a thing or two about them macs.
* - Apostle - May 11, 2015
Are you sure that its not the wifi speed at McDonalds?
* - Tonight - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote: The speed is fine on my PC
The speed at which your heart beats isn't though
* - trojanhorses - May 11, 2015
Fat contains estrogen cells which is the most dominant female hormone. Apple sensed you spontaneously grew a vagina and are simultaneously blocking you from the Mac Master race.
* - Tonight - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote: my PC is running fine,
I have reason to believe you aren't though
* - CupOfJava - May 11, 2015
You guys are all super dicks...Why the fuck would you mess with this dude when he clearly needs help.
Dude Do this:
1) Open the mac up with 8tm screw-driver (can be found at walmart) and check for Sun chips inside it.
2) Move the foil paper from your router from the left over pizza boxes
3) Jack-off
4) Break your mac and buy a new one...Apple Logic
* - Tonight - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote: My MBP (Macbook Pro) is super slow,
It probably moves at a faster rate than you
* - Apostle - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 09:06 PM)Satu Wrote: I have reason to believe you aren't though
atleast his pc is actually running
* - Repeat - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 09:07 PM)Edai 600 Wrote: You guys are all super dicks...Why the fuck would you mess with this dude when he clearly needs help.
Dude Do this:
1) Open the mac up with 8tm screw-driver (can be found at walmart) and check for Sun chips inside it.
2) Move the foil paper from your router from the left over pizza boxes
3) Jack-off
4) Break your mac and buy a new one...Apple Logic
Sorry I got confused I thought he needed help with the speed at which he eats a big mac.
* - clark.dll - May 11, 2015
(May 11, 2015 09:08 PM)Apostle Wrote: atleast his pc is actually running
LOL 🤣
I can't look at this thread anymore.
* - Martino - May 11, 2015
This thread made me legit cry tears of laughter holy fuck
* - Tonight - May 11, 2015
If I get banned for harassment you guys better fix Orchid's diet before you help him fix his computer