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Post the grossest joke you know... - J4mmy - Sep 7, 2015

I'll start with pretty easy one:

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


* - BananaTime - Sep 7, 2015

Newton say's what goes up will come down sure,But he didn't say when and at what time it will come down :D


* - Psylent - Sep 7, 2015

Wife: You bastard! I hope you have a damn good reason for coming home at 7 in the morning.
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Do tell!
Husband: Breakfast.


* - Vitani's Mate - Sep 7, 2015

What's an Aboriginal vibrator?

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Lel


* - BananaTime - Sep 7, 2015

(Sep 7, 2015 02:24 AM)Monique and Vitanis Mate Wrote:  What's an Aboriginal vibrator?

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Lel
lets vibrateeeeee
[Image: tumblr_nstt5iyIk31uc04yho1_400.gif]


* - Hydroclitoric Acid - Sep 7, 2015

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.


* - Vitani - Sep 7, 2015

(Sep 7, 2015 02:53 AM)Hydroclitoric Acid Wrote:  My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Duddee, that's bad. It cracked me up though. GG 🤣


* - ๖ۣۜAlexander - Sep 7, 2015

A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"

The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?!?!"

The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time she just lies there and cries."


* - Hydroclitoric Acid - Sep 7, 2015

(Sep 7, 2015 02:58 AM)Prycia Wrote:  Duddee, that's bad. It cracked me up though. GG 🤣

Oh, I've got more :P

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Trying to fit in.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Love this one :P


* - Carpe Diem - Sep 7, 2015

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

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* - Vitani's Mate - Sep 7, 2015

(Sep 7, 2015 02:53 AM)Hydroclitoric Acid Wrote:  My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

AHAHA that's fucked up. xD
AHAHA!


* - Hydroclitoric Acid - Sep 7, 2015

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off


* - Kebabs - Sep 7, 2015

i feel like if i throw in a racist joke this thread will turn against me


* - Hydroclitoric Acid - Sep 7, 2015

(Sep 7, 2015 03:34 AM)hambain Wrote:  i feel like if i throw in a racist joke this thread will turn against me

I'm the same.

Trying to avoid all jokes that include racism or homosexuality 👹


* - PirateSec - Sep 7, 2015

yo mama 🤝

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here everyday of the week folks!