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I'm trying to transform into a full time weaboo. Help me achieve that. - ノクス。 - Jan 22, 2016

Ｓｏ　ｆａｒ，　Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｄｏｎｅ：
  1. Ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ　ｂｒｏｋｅｎ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ　ａｎｉｍｅ．
  2. Ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ　ａ　ｌｏｔ　（ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｍｅａｎ　ａ　ｌｏｔ）　ｏｆ　ａｎｉｍｅ．
  3. Ｈａｖｅ　ｍｙ　ｄａｋｉｍａｋｕｒａ．
  4. Ａｍ　ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ　ｈａｌｆ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．
  5. Ｇｒｅｅｔｓ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｕｓｉｎｇ　ｓｔｕｐｉｄ　ｓｈｉｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　”Ｏｈｉｏ”　ａｎｄ　”Ｏｒｅ　ｗａ　ｈｏｕｎｔｏｎｉ　ｂａｋａ　ｄｅｓｕ～”
  6. Changed my profile picture and name to japanese.
  7. Talk endlessly about the japanese culture.
  8. Learn about the horrors of white collar labor in japan.
  9. Learned about the decline of the Japanese Male Porn Actors and sent my CV to an agency.
  10. Learn about how horrible it is ti actually learn and work in Japan.
  11. Changed my traits to be more japanese like. Like, run while going to uni while having bread in my mouth.
  12. Become an embarrassment to my friends and family. No, to the whole society.

So this is most of it, I still need a few more to transform into the weebiest weaboo in existence.

"Arigato gozaimasu"

* - Autocorrect - Jan 22, 2016

Start by killing yourself with bleach.

* - ノクス。 - Jan 22, 2016

(Jan 22, 2016 03:05 AM)Autocorrect Wrote:  Start by killing yourself with bleach.

Will wasabi flavored bleach do?

* - Autocorrect - Jan 22, 2016

(Jan 22, 2016 03:07 AM)ノクス。 Wrote:  Will wasabi flavored bleach do?

Yes, but regular, plain ol bleach should do the trick.

* - Mr. Robot - Jan 22, 2016

Become slightly overweight - Obtain toy lightsabers.
Upload youtube video with you flipping your hair with your hand complaining about how people disrespect japanese culture and anime. ( Talk with a lisp )

Use a boob mousepad and have lights in your computer - buy a lifesize doll of that one chick from fate stay night.

there are a few more.

* - ノクス。 - Jan 22, 2016

(Jan 22, 2016 03:10 AM)Mr. Robot Wrote:  Become just overweight - Obtain toy lightsabers.
Upload youtube video with you flipping your hair with your hand complaining about how people disrespect japanese culture and anime. ( Talk with a lisp )

Use a boob mousepad and have lights in your computer - buy a lifesize doll of that one chick from fate stay night.

there are a few more.

Quote:Become just overweight
Genetics prevents me from weighing over 50kg.

Quote:Obtain toy lightsabers
That's not too nipponese senpai.

Quote:Upload youtube video with you flipping your hair with your hand complaining about how people disrespect japanese culture and anime. ( Talk with a lisp )
Gimme a few mins.


Quote:Use a boob mousepad and have lights in your computer - buy a lifesize doll of that one chick from fate stay night.
Hong Kong is just next door so I might order an Oreki boob pad.
(Jan 22, 2016 03:08 AM)Autocorrect Wrote:  Yes, but regular, plain ol bleach should do the trick.

Thanks senpai. I will do that once reality check sets in. Then I'll kill myself the japanese way.

* - .Bux - Jan 22, 2016

How about your body pillow full of dried cum?

The neckbeard?

The bad smell?

* - ノクス。 - Jan 22, 2016

(Jan 22, 2016 03:19 AM).Bux Wrote:  How about your body pillow full of dried cum?

The neckbeard?

The bad smell?

Quote:How about your body pillow full of dried cum?
Ew, senpai. I'm trying to be a weaboo, not some filthy unhygienic brony.

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The neckbeard?
Asian genes prevents me from growing a proper beard.

Quote:The bad smell?
Asian genes. Can't.