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How to mess with my schools tech admin? - Hunter556 - Nov 15, 2016
I wanna know what I could make and how so I could troll my school's tech guy. I am not trying to be overly destructive.
* - test - Nov 15, 2016
Take a shit in his mailbox. That'll show him.
* - Redwall - Nov 15, 2016
(Nov 15, 2016 07:51 PM)testaccountplsignore Wrote: Take a shit in his mailbox. That'll show him.
Vouch for this method.
* - k0dez - Nov 15, 2016
Just don't do it? No reason to make the poor dudes life any harder.
* - 1NEsolo - Nov 15, 2016
(Nov 15, 2016 09:54 PM)k0dez Wrote: Just don't do it? No reason to make the poor dudes life any harder.
Dont listen to this guy..
Listen to that other voice thats telling you to take a shit in his mailbox.. that sounds like a plan. 👍
* - fapninja - Nov 15, 2016
Look over his shoulder when he uses his admin password. Be prepared to remember a series of numbers.
* - Gigabear - Nov 15, 2016
ask if u can cuddle with a couple ethernet cables, works every time
* - Sajuuk - Nov 16, 2016
(Nov 15, 2016 10:00 PM)Gigabear Wrote: ask if u can cuddle with a couple ethernet cables, works every time
Or he could just blow that techshit right out of his socks by spitting some programming phrases he's never even heard of before.
* - Gigabear - Nov 16, 2016
(Nov 16, 2016 12:27 AM)Sajuuk Wrote: Or he could just blow that techshit right out of his socks by spitting some programming phrases he's never even heard of before.
"hey can you help me increase the egress filter on the core routers to block the encapsulated ipv5 packets from spoofing the ttl field of the ipv3 header to create a malicious hacker packet to stop the trojans from deencapsulating thru the gbic module of the ftp probes?"
* - Sajuuk - Nov 16, 2016
(Nov 16, 2016 12:30 AM)Gigabear Wrote: "hey can you help me increase the egress filter on the core routers to block the encapsulated ipv5 packets from spoofing the ttl field of the ipv3 header to create a malicious hacker packet to stop the trojans from deencapsulating thru the gbic module of the ftp probes?"
More or less, that. Let me enhance your understanding of the art of bullshitting programming phrases:
"Hi I'm here to reroute the web servers. I specialize in RTC obstruction mending and have over three years of hands on experience with OCaml and GoLang. My main access system has to be plugged into a PC with administrator privileges, meaning I'm going to have to use your computer to open port access so I can edit the hex values and force a C-style typecast onto the JSR library. Soon as all that finishes, the school internet should be up and running again."
See, the key is to use long, complex words. Even so far as to purposely extend the last syllables of the word to convey seriousness (in a sense).
* - TheQuist - Nov 18, 2016
How about this, this is how i'd call a VirtualMachine: digitalized information processing units. DIPU. Sounds good to me.
* - Sajuuk - Nov 18, 2016
(Nov 18, 2016 12:07 PM)TheQuist Wrote: How about this, this is how i'd call a VirtualMachine: digitalized information processing units. DIPU. Sounds good to me.
* - DaRk LoRd FlArE - Nov 18, 2016
don't unless u want to get expelles
* - Brotherhood. - Nov 19, 2016
Probably not worth it if youre wanting to cause damage
* - Inked ๖ۣۜFeather - Nov 19, 2016
ask him for a tin of tartan paint
annoys em everytime