I have a voice, you can get it to say things. - Saltpeter - Feb 28, 2017
I realize this idea isn't unique or anything but this seems to be the best way to give back to the hackforum community. I've never done any professional vo work but I have recorded a few samples as favors for friends in film school. Preferably nothing extremely long and I'll reserve the right to refuse requests. I'm also absolutely terrible with impersonations but if you're really lucky I may give it a shot.
Anyway, on to what you all really want to know. Here is a little sample.
* - Arrogance - Feb 28, 2017
Please and thanks:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
* - thc gummy - Feb 28, 2017
(Feb 28, 2017 08:34 PM)Arrogance Wrote: Please and thanks:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
bruh making this poor man read aloud memes? how awful 🤣
* - Saltpeter - Feb 28, 2017
(Feb 28, 2017 08:34 PM)Arrogance Wrote: Please and thanks:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I really should have known this would be first.
* - Arrogance - Feb 28, 2017
(Feb 28, 2017 08:54 PM)Aerodactyl Wrote: I really should have known this would be first. mfw
![[Image: Et0vvdT.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/Et0vvdT.gif)
Do it.
* - Saltpeter - Feb 28, 2017
(Feb 28, 2017 09:09 PM)Arrogance Wrote: mfw
Do it.
Try clicking on my words in the post above.
* - Tree of Life - Feb 28, 2017
say this pls
habity beep ba bulowaki hadina wakayloopy tata squeezino ay frapaloogy
* - Grueber - Mar 1, 2017
can you please say this for a friend
"my name is moose, or austin, and i have very severe autism and i am overweight"
thank you
* - Millimeter Peter - Mar 1, 2017
can you say this
"(moaning voice) mikeyyy giv me dat ass boy)"
make sure to use a sexual voice
* - Slightly. - Mar 1, 2017
I'd like you to call me a cock joggling thundercunt. 🤝
* - Saltpeter - Mar 1, 2017
(Feb 28, 2017 09:43 PM)Tree of Life Wrote: say this pls
habity beep ba bulowaki hadina wakayloopy tata squeezino ay frapaloogy
This took me way too many tries to get through.
(Mar 1, 2017 12:12 AM)cameron pants Wrote: can you please say this for a friend
"my name is moose, or austin, and i have very severe autism and i am overweight"
thank you
I'm sure your friend will love it.
(Mar 1, 2017 12:15 AM)RickSanchez Wrote: can you say this
"(moaning voice) mikeyyy giv me dat ass boy)"
make sure to use a sexual voice
I also threw an accent in there at the end.
(Mar 1, 2017 12:19 AM)Slightly. Wrote: I'd like you to call me a cock joggling thundercunt. 🤝
As you wish.
* - Tree of Life - Mar 1, 2017
(Mar 1, 2017 06:13 AM)Aerodactyl Wrote: This took me way too many tries to get through.
Thank you so much hahahahah this was hilarious. I love when people offer to say shit for free, I always just write random crap and it's funny every time. 😏
* - Saltpeter - Mar 1, 2017
(Mar 1, 2017 07:12 AM)Tree of Life Wrote: Thank you so much hahahahah this was hilarious. I love when people offer to say shit for free, I always just write random crap and it's funny every time. 😏
I even laughed listening to it back, no problem man.
* - Regulus - Mar 1, 2017
Can't figure something out so say what you think about me, your honest opinion.
If you can't think of something it's fine lmao :)
* - ＪＵＳＴＩＮ - Mar 1, 2017
Can you say "If anyone tries to steal Rem from Justin, I will personally kill them."
In a really serious tone
Ty friendo
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