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(Fun) What sex is your computer? - OxaByte - Mar 11, 2017

open notepad
- copy/paste

Quote:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

- save it (file > save as > love.vbs)
- double-click it

Mine is male 🤣

Just on your speakers :)


* - ⁠Cammy - Mar 11, 2017

It's a girl!!! [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7]


* - Katarina Du Couteau - Mar 11, 2017

What sort of gender is this?
[Image: WcLEQmRQIngc_wscript_2017-03-11_21-19-57.png]
THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS🤗


* - FatStacks - Mar 11, 2017

It's always going to be a guy defaultly I'm pretty sure. And I love the text to speech in vb lol so useful

(Mar 11, 2017 01:20 PM)⁠Cammy Wrote:  It's a girl!!! [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7]

Guess I was WRONG XD


* - Katarina Du Couteau - Mar 11, 2017

Ok my PC is female aswell.
It worked :D


* - pnda - Mar 11, 2017

Mine self identified as a non-binary bar of Dove soap.


* - Deathmask - Mar 11, 2017

Mine was built male but now after several surgeries sexually identifys as an attack helicopter.


* - Juan The Young Chef Don - Mar 11, 2017

Mines a male. Topkek. Low key I wanted a female


* - OxaByte - Mar 11, 2017

(Mar 11, 2017 01:20 PM)⁠Cammy Wrote:  It's a girl!!! [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7] [Image: 1f917.png?v7]
Idk why this error comingup



(Mar 11, 2017 01:20 PM)Katarina Du Couteau Wrote:  What sort of gender is this?
[Image: WcLEQmRQIngc_wscript_2017-03-11_21-19-57.png]
THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS🤗
Lol

(Mar 11, 2017 01:20 PM)FatSac Wrote:  It's always going to be a guy defaultly I'm pretty sure. And I love the text to speech in vb lol so useful


Guess I was WRONG XD
Rofl

(Mar 11, 2017 01:22 PM)Katarina Du Couteau Wrote:  Ok my PC is female aswell.
It worked :D
What age?

(Mar 11, 2017 01:22 PM)tattoο Wrote:  Mine self identified as a non-binary bar of Dove soap.

(Mar 11, 2017 01:22 PM)Deathmask Wrote:  Mine was built male but now after several surgeries sexually identifys as an attack helicopter.

(Mar 11, 2017 01:23 PM)EvoDollar Wrote:  It's a......


















It's coming out...










BOY!!



* - тнe randoм dυтcн gυy - Mar 11, 2017

Yay my PC is a female. I knew that already ofcourse :D


* - Grievous - Mar 11, 2017

Mine's a woman, guess who's getting it tonight ^_^


* - Katarina Du Couteau - Mar 11, 2017

(Mar 11, 2017 01:30 PM)Dapper Wrote:  Mine's a woman, guess who's getting it tonight ^_^

Your mom? 🤭


* - Steve - Mar 11, 2017

(Mar 11, 2017 01:22 PM)tattoο Wrote:  Mine self identified as a non-binary bar of Dove soap.

I think a computer being non-binary is literally impossible.


* - Deathmask - Mar 11, 2017

(Mar 11, 2017 01:30 PM)Dapper Wrote:  Mine's a woman, guess who's getting it tonight ^_^
Proceeds to insert penis into Headphone Jack


* - Katarina Du Couteau - Mar 11, 2017

(Mar 11, 2017 01:32 PM)Steve Wrote:  I think a computer being non-binary is literally impossible.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS DIGIT?