Welcome to the world's worst art thread. Where every order comes with an insult, and terrible piss poor quality. Do you need a signature? Sure I can do it, but it will take me a week and I'll make you feel like crap for it. Do you got an e-book that needs selling? My service will ensure nobody ever touches your scam.

Order with me, and be insulted. Or oddly surprised.

-Your order will be done usually within 5 days. Could take 5 years if I'm lazy.

-If you feel I didn't insult you well enough, look in a mirror.

-If you enjoyed your terrible art, donate to my gay midget porn fund.