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One rubber chicken and 240 ramen packets - Papa Cuda - Oct 9, 2017
After kindly declining my offer of a rubber chicken and 240 ramen packets as a house warming gift
![[Image: fjAlA1t.png]](https://i.imgur.com/fjAlA1t.png)
I've decided that I'm going to do a giveaway for this shit.
That's right, you can be the lucky owner of a genuine rubber chicken and enough ramen to feed the entire isis militia.
All you have to do is tell me why you why you think the chicken crossed the road and tell me about how poor you are that you need 240 ramen packets.
Domestic or international, doesn't matter. If you're the best meme you win and I'll announce the winner in 3 weeks from today where I'll then make a video of me packaging the ramen and the rubber chicken along with a hand written letter from me congratulating you on your gains.
I'm adding a stipulation:
If you win, you have to be willing to make a video of the unboxing.
* - GrandpaSherman - Oct 9, 2017
Yawn let me know when you have a more interesting giveaway but send it to me
* - uʍop ǝpısdn - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken didn't cross the road, he was thinking of an original and sad comment to post here so he could get those ramen packs.
* - Ramune - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road because it is suicidal, it wanted to "get to the other side". The joke has overwhelmingly dark undertones and really isn't appropriate for public consumption. However your ramen noodles would be great for consumption, in fact I think I would consume them all day long. I would stuff them in my pillowcase and pull it over my head and just munch till my heart is content.
Don't waste the ramen on me, i'm undeserving.
* - Papa Cuda - Oct 9, 2017
Just to clarify this is not a meme, I'm 100% serious.
* - Sotrexx - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road to tell you, that I need those ramen noodles :D
I'm hungry 24/7 so I really need those ramen noodles :D
* - Hatchet - Oct 9, 2017
Chicken crossed the road cause he was suicidal, I will be too if I don't get them noodles
* - Papa Cuda - Oct 9, 2017
I'm hoping this legitimately blows up cause I'm excited about making the video mainly.
* - Almonds - Oct 9, 2017
the chicken crossed the road for 240 packages of ramen
In return I offered the chicken a pillow to sleep on, and he has forsaken you and given me all of your ramen for the costs of shipping.
but forreal, it would get consumed let me know
* - SIM-482212 - Oct 9, 2017
waiting for that video packing up those 240 ramen
* - TBE ClockWork - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road because he was drunk and had no idea what he was doing. I am a poor college kid there is almost no better reason I need the ramen. (Only if chicken flavored)
* - Windows 98 - Oct 9, 2017
the chicken cros rode to meet chicken friend and havve good time . he check for cars before corss to be sure it safe ....he did not get hit but close call. ..
ramen packet good and am very hungry...am broke cuz am young and mom no mkae many money thx
* - Kswag - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road because i was a broke boi and sacrificed himself so i can eat him.
* - Pope - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road because his life is in shambles. Life took a turn and he ended up by his lonesome. His wife was taken from him by the almighty beings that brought them the food and shelter they needed. He understood that this required some sacrifices as nothing comes without a price, but taking his wife was too far. In the beginning, they took his to be children right from underneath his wife. After years of the constant kidnapping, his wife's slew of children slowed down to a halt. The beings took notice of this and took his wife away from him, never to be seen again. Ever since that day, the chicken has been crossing roads, fields, and forests in search of an escape from his past.
Anyways
I'll probably start by making myself a much needed, chair and mattress out of all the ramen packets. If there is enough ramen. I would also make a ramen table so I have a place to cook the ramen in my kettle. Of course i'll share this gift from the ramen gods with my other deadass broke roommates (and perhaps classmates) as I know that I would die from the MSG if I do eat all the packets myself. Hopefully i'll be able to get this on camera as well.
* - Danktober - Oct 9, 2017
The chicken crossed the road because a black man was walking his direction. I have nothing in my apartment except ramen supplies. One bowl and a fork. I can't afford anything at the store unless I'm grabbing a 33 cent burrito but that's once a week. Please I need the food. I will not only record myself unboxing, but will show a one of a kind cook-off.
I have withdrawals from not eating ramen man I finished what was donated to me and I'm starting to get itchy, short tempered and have the sweats. I'm dreaming about it. I can't keep up with my addiction please.