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You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

It's a nice sunny day and you're walking down the road past a riverbank, there you see a briefcase floating in the river. Out of curiosity, you take the briefcase and upon examining it you find that it's filled with $100 Bills equaling to the amount of roughly ($35,000,000)

You have roughly a year before the shadowy organisation manages to track you down. What do you do with the money? (This is under the assumption that it's dirty money and hasn't been cleaned so you can't simply cash out and flee the country straight away.)

ALSO, your greedy nature forces you to keep the money rather than dump it so that isn't an option ;)



RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - oRequiem - Aug 23, 2018

Hard to say, like how would they even track me if it was thrown into some random river? I wouldn't go all out buying stuff to make myself suspicious.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:18 AM)oRequiem Wrote:  Hard to say, like how would they even track me if it was thrown into some random river? I wouldn't go all out buying stuff to make myself suspicious.

Dirty money is the easiest to track through governmental bodies, assuming they have some corrupt government working with them it wouldn't necessarily be too difficult

Either way, just hypothetically just assume they should be able to track you down within a year roughly due to leads they find


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - oRequiem - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:19 AM)ǝlone Wrote:  Dirty money is the easiest to track through governmental bodies, assuming they have some corrupt government working with them it wouldn't necessarily be too difficult

I guess, but very unlikely to happen.
You never said anything about a corrupt government lol.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:20 AM)oRequiem Wrote:  I guess, but very unlikely to happen.
You never said anything about a corrupt government lol.

It's not a literal question, just under the premise that some how or another through witnesses etc they'd find you, what would you do. This isn't literal it's just a hypothetical question haha


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - oRequiem - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:21 AM)ǝlone Wrote:  It's not a literal question, just under the premise that some how or another through witnesses etc they'd find you, what would you do. This isn't literal it's just a hypothetical question haha

Well there wouldn't be cameras at a river, that would be really weird unless the suitcase is bugged, I would stuff the money into one of my backpacks if possible to hold all of it and leave the suitcase somewhere so my prints can't be found on it then continue with my day.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - lenurahogi1 - Aug 23, 2018

uhhh if they track me down a year from now or ever i dont want it...


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:22 AM)oRequiem Wrote:  Well there wouldn't be cameras at a river, that would be really weird unless the suitcase is bugged, I would stuff the money into one of my backpacks if possible to hold all of it and leave the suitcase somewhere so my prints can't be found on it then continue with my day.

How would you spend the money if it's dirty, you'd get caught easily.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Raz Riverblade - Aug 23, 2018

Buy 250k worth of BTC
Order a hit on the mob boss
Clean the rest trough a casino.

Live a good life on some tropical island enjoying piña coladas and some good waves till the end of my days.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:22 AM)lenurahogi1 Wrote:  uhhh if they track me down a year from now or ever i dont want it...

Even if they do i'd have cleaned a good sum of it and left the country within the first few months


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - oRequiem - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:23 AM)Prez Wrote:  How would you spend the money if it's dirty, you'd get caught easily.

I would keep most of the money in the home, put some in the bank and slowly repeat so it doesn't bring my name to attention.
Of course I would be paranoid 24/7 though.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:24 AM)oRequiem Wrote:  I would keep most of the money in the home, put some in the bank and slowly repeat so it doesn't bring my name to attention.
Of course I would be paranoid 24/7 though.

Unfortunately it's probably dirty money so you'd probably just get caught trying to put it in the bank because of many different reasons.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - lenurahogi1 - Aug 23, 2018

better quesiton is if you stumble accross the crime boss stash at there headquaters and no one's home.. do you take it?


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Almighty Koen - Aug 23, 2018

I wouldn't even be able to carry $35,000,000 because 1 million weighs 10 kilos so it'd be a total of 350 kg.

And yes, I'm very funny at parties.


RE: You find the stash of a Crime Syndicate Boss, what do you do? - Raz Riverblade - Aug 23, 2018

(Aug 23, 2018 11:43 AM)Koenigsegg_ Wrote:  I wouldn't even be able to carry $35,000,000 because 1 million weighs 10 kilos so it'd be a total of 350 kg.

And yes, I'm very funny at parties.

Wait, really? that can't be in 100$ bills!

sauce?