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Would you join an intelligence agency? - Hackers - Feb 20, 2026
Would you ever be interested in joining or applying to an intelligence agency like the CIA?
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - laksor - Feb 21, 2026
100% I love invading people's privacy for some reason
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - RangoWorld - Feb 21, 2026
Why? Have you got an offer? Hahaha.
I would consider joining only if the package was very lucrative. I wouldn't do it for the interest or nation interest sake.
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - 7 - Feb 21, 2026
Depends on the agency and the country
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - Thalion - Feb 21, 2026
Absolutely not! 😡
That would involve participating in upholding the current system with corporate fascism and the power abuse that goes along with it. Being "somewhat" of a libertarian-minded person, it would be like selling my soul. ❤
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - DAL-SHA - Feb 21, 2026
Depends on the offer , what I can and I cant , what I'm allowed to do and what not ! Never ever thought of it !
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - Hackers - Feb 21, 2026
(Feb 21, 2026 01:28 AM)laksor Wrote: 100% I love invading people's privacy for some reason
and legally! haha
(Feb 21, 2026 01:53 AM)RangoWorld Wrote: Why? Have you got an offer? Hahaha.
I would consider joining only if the package was very lucrative. I wouldn't do it for the interest or nation interest sake.
No offer. What about 100K? What about 200K? Would you work for your enemy for 500k?
(Feb 21, 2026 02:36 AM)7 Wrote: Depends on the agency and the country
Okay Fuck, Marry, Kill:
- Mossad
- CIA
- FSB
Go!
I can't tell if I'd be better off killing or fucking mossad or FSB, but I'll marry CIA.
(Feb 21, 2026 06:19 AM)Thalion Wrote: Absolutely not! 😡
That would involve participating in upholding the current system with corporate fascism and the power abuse that goes along with it. Being "somewhat" of a libertarian-minded person, it would be like selling my soul. ❤
What if the intelligence agency you join operates outside the normal functions & budgets of the public government?
(Hint: they do)
Would you join if you felt you could change the world without dealing with the red tape bullshit of politics?
(Feb 21, 2026 08:08 AM)DAL-SHA Wrote: Depends on the offer , what I can and I cant , what I'm allowed to do and what not ! Never ever thought of it !
What about 80k but you can't use violence, vs 150K and you have support in military ops, or 250K but if you get caught your gov won't acknowledge you exist ?
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - laksor - Feb 21, 2026
(Feb 21, 2026 08:59 AM)nodes Wrote: and legally! haha
No offer. What about 100K? What about 200K? Would you work for your enemy for 500k?
Okay Fuck, Marry, Kill:
- Mossad
- CIA
- FSB
Go!
I can't tell if I'd be better off killing or fucking mossad or FSB, but I'll marry CIA.
What if the intelligence agency you join operates outside the normal functions & budgets of the public government?
(Hint: they do)
Would you join if you felt you could change the world without dealing with the red tape bullshit of politics?
What about 80k but you can't use violence, vs 150K and you have support in military ops, or 250K but if you get caught your gov won't acknowledge you exist ?
Ill fuck FSB Marry CIA and kill Mossad
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - Rsynced - Feb 21, 2026
(Feb 20, 2026 11:06 PM)nodes Wrote:
Would you ever be interested in joining or applying to an intelligence agency like the CIA?
I have dreams of working for the CIA, Seems like the best one to work for, the FBI seems like a pain in the ass, but the CIA seems cool!
My X-Uncle-In Law worked for the CIA, From my knowledge he worshipped Satan and had connections to the dark forces of the universe. He claimed himself to be the Prince of Darkness, maybe that was his code name. IDK, I was just a kid.
If I had a choice for a job. I would be into drugs and see if we can come up with something better than crack this time around.
🤣
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - DAL-SHA - Feb 21, 2026
(Feb 21, 2026 08:59 AM)nodes Wrote: What about 80k but you can't use violence, vs 150K and you have support in military ops, or 250K but if you get caught your gov won't acknowledge you exist ?
interesting approach ! never thought of it actually , this is a life changing decision and I'm solid sure it will stick with me for the rest of my life ...
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - RangoWorld - Feb 22, 2026
(Feb 21, 2026 08:59 AM)nodes Wrote: No offer. What about 100K? What about 200K? Would you work for your enemy for 500k?
I would consider working for my enemy for 500K
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - bangemsaint - Feb 22, 2026
I deff would if the price was right . Im pretty sure id put all moral standards to the side
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - Omega Sapien - Feb 22, 2026
I'm pretty sure the CIA tells its applicants not to express that they have an interest in joining the CIA to anyone at least while the application process is ongoing. I think I remember it saying that the few times that I actually applied. LOL
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - AiDenti - Feb 22, 2026
I would never pass the background check.
I might be willing to work as an office worker otherwise. I won't be acquiring assets.
RE: Would you join an intelligence agency? - RiveR29 - Feb 23, 2026
I mean it would be wild. I am fairly certain that I would not get past the physical tests.
But it would be so damn awesome to be part of something like MI5/6, CIA, etc. The amount of dad lore I could get from that.