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[GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - Immortal - Feb 28, 2026 OPERATION: TOUCH GRASS Mission Briefing – HF Division Listen up. Some of you are deploying outside basement and touching grass this season, I figured I'd drop a quick guide on how to actually prepare for camping without looking like a complete "skid" in the woods. This is your field manual. PHASE I – Loadout Configuration Failure to prepare is preparing to suffer.
PHASE II – Apparel & Environmental Defense
PHASE III – Sustenance & Hydration Logistics
PHASE IV – Fieldcraft Enhancements
PHASE V – Risk Mitigation & Operational Security
PHASE VI – Morale & Comfort Optimization
FINAL DIRECTIVE: Overpacking slows you down. Underpacking weakens you. Refine the loadout. Test your systems. Execute cleanly. This could be a vacation, Mindset. It’s a controlled wilderness operation. Report your loadouts below. Any advanced field hacks to contribute? RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - Condoms - Feb 28, 2026 I plan on going to Wyoming in early May/June... This could be beneficial. RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - 7 - Feb 28, 2026 Nice thread. Glad to see some real effort! Great job mate RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - qerprocess - Mar 2, 2026 vdh🙁☹️😁🙄 RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - RiveR29 - Mar 2, 2026 Or, hear me out. instead of packing a big tent etc, you should buy a Bivy bag. The best and easiest sleep I have ever gotten in woods. Plus the biggest upside for it is that I can comfortably sleep in there in -25°C What I use in my normal hikes and over night stays. -Savotta jaeger XL rucksack (with enough extra molle pouches for 5 to 8 day trip) -Carinthia Observer Plus Bivy -Carinthia Defence 6 sleeping bag (Extreme -40°C) So during summer I use much more lighter sleeping bag -Mimer stove / Trangia -Finnish army jaeger knife and axe. I could make a whole list but these are the bare minimum that I carry with me. And the best part is that the Bivy and Sleeping bag do not take nearly as much space that you would think. With the XL Rucksack you only get it to about 50% full with them. You can pretty much fit everything else you would ever need in there, and if you get the bigger molle pouches you can fit even more stuff in there. Also, great thread. I really liked to read it. But for me the coolers etc are bit too much, but of course there are differences. Some want the raw experience (Me included) and others want it to be more relaxing and easier, which no shame there. everyone does it their own way. And to all yall who are going camping. Stay safe and respect the wilderness. Keep the woods and camping grounds clean for everyones enjoyment. Thanks. RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - MadeByDemons - Mar 3, 2026 Nice to see someone mention hygiene, it often becomes the biggest problem. RiveR29 mentioned somethings like bringing a knife and stove but here are my notes. Apparel: -A spare outfit, full set you can get really dirty or wet and have to dry your stuff. Don't stay naked in the meantime -DEODORANT! Just because because you are in nature doesn't mean you have to smell terrible. Wipe your privates with the wet wipes Immortal told you to bring and put on some deodorant -Talcum/Baby powder for footwear. Waterproof boots don't always dry/air out easily, this can help AND make some boots more comfortable to wear -Waterproof and windproof outer shell, usually those go hand in hand but not always make sure to check -Shemagh scarf or neck gaiter. I like the Shemagh especially since you can also use it as a pillow or a towel in a pinch -Gloves either for hard wearing or cold protection. Your hands, feet and face feel the worst of the cold at night keep them insulated if needed -Bandana. Kind of part of my EDC by now but a square piece of cloth is always handy to keep around or on you. Camp necessities: -Trowel/Shovel/E-Tool !THIS IS IMPORTANT! If you stay out you will need to take a dump some time. Dig a hole, don't be an asshole and crap wherever(I have personally found human shit in the open near a camping spot during a trip. It's rude, don't be that person.) -Small plastic bags. This is for small trash mostly but you can use the big black ones that Immortal mentioned. Don't leave trash behind, it's rude makes you look like a slob. First Aid: -SUNSCREEN even in cold climates. People underestimate how little time they spend in the sun. -Betadin. You can find it in pharmacies, you can apply it directly as disinfectant and it doesn't take up much space in a first aid kit. Use a clean bandage to apply it or cotton makeup removal pads or even the bandana mentioned above! -Anti-histamines. If you have allergies although I keep some with me after a friend discovered he had an allergy to a specific herb mid trip and it caused him quite a bit of discomfort before we got back. Situational Awareness: -Where the closest clinic or hospital,firehouse and police station or outpost are and their specific contact info. People go out camping set up a fire and then don't know who to call when it gets out of control or worse the police shows up first because they are closest. Have fun out there!✌ RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - RiveR29 - Mar 3, 2026 (Mar 3, 2026 10:28 AM)MadeByDemons Wrote: Nice to see someone mention hygiene, it often becomes the biggest problem. RiveR29 mentioned somethings like bringing a knife and stove but here are my notes. You have a lot of good points, for me as former FDF Recon, First Aid is something I forget to mention a lot, because it is the most essential thing with a field shovel. Also very good to mention and to bring up the hygiene. Gudos to you. RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - Jahad - Mar 3, 2026 Posting so this thread can save my life one night RE: [GUIDE] How to Not Die in the Woods: Camping for Tech Nerds - Ash Ketchum - Mar 3, 2026 it wasnt until i seen this thread i realised how blessed i am to know all of this and more by just growing up in rural australia, then i remembered there's more people out there than not who wouldn't survive a day and thats a real shame. |