(Jan 20, 2017 10:55 AM)Βluffer Wrote:  I think our world is doomed under President Adolf J. Trump.
Please help.

(Jan 20, 2017 10:56 AM)fapninja Wrote:  Uhh.... this is kinda embarassing, but I need some help regarding my dog.

See, the problem is I think he might be the gay. He mounts other male dogs whenever I take him to the doggy park. But that's not all; his targets are almost exclusively male except by accident. How do I stop this abhorrent behaviour? This just isn't him, and I think he is very confused. It kills me inside every day when I know my dog is the gay.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:00 AM)BRΞNDΞN Wrote:  Hello Waka,

I'm writing you because I've had this serious issue that has affected my social life, my job, and my relationships.

A week ago I was fired from my job of three years. We recently hired a new receptionist named Laura and I noticed she was incredibly attractive. Knowing my past issues with this condition I tried very hard to avoid eye contact with her. However she walked over to my cubicle, and dropped papers at my desk, and I couldn't help but notice how loose her shirt was. I felt it. My raging erection. My member expanded, and expanded, until it was laid out in front of her like a massive snake. She screamed at the sight, and my boss decided it was best that I was let go.

I went to my doctor, hoping for some help. He said I suffered from "Hulk Dick Syndrome" or HDS. And that I would have it the rest of my life.

Yesterday my Grandmother was hospitalized. A young blonde nurse was taking care of her, and as she walked in she spilled the glass of water she had in her hand all over herself. Then I felt it again, and immediately my penis expanded to the point it was the size of a young child. The nurse could only watch in horror as my penis laid out on my dying grandmother's face.

I need help Wakka, can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Brenden

(Jan 20, 2017 11:01 AM)Wakka Wrote:  Homosexuality is commonplace throughout the animal kingdom, I realise it must embarrassing for you on daily outings to the park and so on, what you need to do is leave your male dog alone with a female dog so that he gets a sniff of the hormones, this will likely encourage him to want to mount the female and fuck her right in the pussy.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:07 AM)fapninja Wrote:  Yeah, I already tried that unfortunately. Might also mention, what really drove the nail into the coffin for me is his preference for pink. When I feed him donuts, he always eats the pink ones with sprinkles first. He refuses to even sniff chocolate. Everybody knows boys like chocolate and girls like strawberry.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:01 AM)Wakka Wrote:  Homosexuality is commonplace throughout the animal kingdom, I realise it must be embarrassing for you on daily outings to the park and so on, what you need to do is leave your male dog alone with a female dog so that he gets a sniff of the hormones, this will likely encourage him to want to mount the female and fuck her right in the pussy.

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Hi, I can see no alternative except for you to somehow associate females with impending doom, this may reduce the swelling of your member. 🤝

(Jan 20, 2017 11:08 AM)BRΞNDΞN Wrote:  I greatly appreciate the advice Wakka. I have decided to become a Meninist.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:08 AM)Wakka Wrote:  At this point you should probably just shoot the fucker. You can always get a new dog and form a new bond and companionship with it.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:13 AM)fapninja Wrote:  Should I make an example of him in front the other dogs at the doggy park? Seems like the right thing to do. I'll leave the corpse behind as well to make sure the other dogs see that the gay dog is dead.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:16 AM)Wakka Wrote:  No, you should burn the remains in case other dogs contract the gay virus, you could however put up some fliers which highlight the dangers and warning signs of canine homosexuality.

(Jan 20, 2017 11:58 AM)shubnub Wrote:  You need some guidance yourself bud.

(Jan 20, 2017 12:07 PM)Wakka Wrote:  Shubnub, we understand that you don't have a girlfriend, it's okay bro I mean your 46 you still got 4 years till your dick stops being hard in that time you might actually encounter a vagina and have the opportunity to reproduce.

(Jan 20, 2017 12:07 PM)shubnub Wrote:  you're*