[Wakka]

Hi if you are sad, lonely or need advice just post here or PM me. I know I'm not a very serious person most of the time but if you need support I won't ignore you, it's my obligation as a friend to help you.

[ʖok3r]

Wakka,

I like to eat blackberry jam with my feet. I like to stuff my feet coated in this magnificent Jam into my nostrils and make faces at people while riding public transportation. But people are mean to me when I do this. And when I strip naked and start to shriek at them and make suggestive poses, they bully me.

What can I do to ensure that people accept me when I stuff my nose full of BlackBerry Jam on the train/bus while naked and smelling of animal urine? I really liek to sniff the Jam..

[MrGod]

Heterosexual crack heads eating monkey doodoo.

[Wakka]

Wakka,

I like to eat blackberry jam with my feet. I like to stuff my feet coated in this magnificent Jam into my nostrils and make faces at people while riding public transportation. But people are mean to me when I do this. And when I strip naked and start to shriek at them and make suggestive poses, they bully me.

What can I do to ensure that people accept me when I stuff my nose full of BlackBerry Jam on the train/bus while naked and smelling of animal urine? I really liek to sniff the Jam..

Hello ʖok3r,

Thank you for stopping by my emotional support thread, I can see you have a thing for jam! It is unfortunate that people are mean to you when you are on public transport pulling faces with your facial orifice filled with jam, forget about those people dude strip naked and wiggle your donger in all their faces and show them who is boss.

People would probably accept you more if you stab them in the throat because that way all they can do is die and they have no choice except to accept you for who you are and the things you like doing, by accepting their fate they accept you and the fact that you just murdered them naked, smelling of animal urine whilst having a nostril full of your preferred jam.

[Anubis]

Hi if you are sad, lonely or need advice just post here or PM me. I know I'm not a very serious person most of the time but if you need support I won't ignore you, it's my obligation as a friend to help you.

I like you because of the thing that you're not "very serious person most of the time".

[Caliban]

Hey Wakka thanks for being the emotional tampon of some low-life HF skids

[Wakka]

Hey Wakka thanks for being the emotional tampon of some low-life HF skids

Thank you for your kind words Caliban, I try my best to have a positive presence on the forums.

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I like you because of the thing that you're not "very serious person most of the time".

[Description]

I think someone needs to help you. You're all over the place and acting like a girl then making sad threads and how you said you're in pain then said you're going to kill yourself like you're a grow man you need to act like it then you rip users off. I used to like you, but not anymore.

[Wakka]

I think someone needs to help you. You're all over the place and acting like a girl then making sad threads and how you said you're in pain then said you're going to kill yourself like you're a grow man you need to act like it then you rip users off. I used to like you, but not anymore.

I'm sorry are you a little butt hurt would you like some aloe vera?

JK dude, I get like this when I don't sleep I'm mostly just trying to keep my self awake by chatting raw shit.

[izana]

It's okay, Wakka. I believe in you! You can take an extra milk at lunch today.

[Really Cool]

wakka, i spend 7 hours a day scaling porn websites looking for women that resemble my mother.
i'ts starting to take a toll on me.
help me please.

[Wakka]

wakka, i spend 7 hours a day scaling porn websites looking for women that resemble my mother.
i'ts starting to take a toll on me.
help me please.

I'm sorry to hear this, that desire of yours isn't very ideal to have, I suggest looking for women that resemble your mother on dating sites or something like that, maybe you could find the perfect match for you that will play mommy for you.

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It's okay, Wakka. I believe in you! You can take an extra milk at lunch today.

Welcome to the forums.

[⁠Cammy]

i dont think ur in a position to emotionally support others
This thread is a joke and youre a joke too

[Wakka]

i dont think ur in a position to emotionally support others
This thread is a joke and youre a joke too

I'm sorry do you require support? I'm mostly on HF to help me forget about how shit life actually is, I long to communicate with people but you guys can be very difficult to get a long with sometimes, especially when every thread I make some ass hat calls me a scammer.

[Bluffer]

I think our world is doomed under President Adolf J. Trump.
Please help.