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My Dad Thinks Just Because Hes Eating Salad He's Eating Healthy... - ︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ - Dec 15, 2013

My dad eats a head of iceberg lettuce everyday before bed, and he brags about it constantly, that nigga puts Tomatos, cucumbers, bologna, ham, mustard, Italian dressing, eggs, fake shrimp, a shit load of ranch, and even beef jerky at times. This nigga brags about hows he trying to start eating healthy, I just don't think he understands, it pisses me off when he says I need to start making healthier choices like him. >.<


* - wellager - Dec 15, 2013

If your dad is a nigga, then aren't you by definition a nigga ?
And let him do whatever he likes, it's no big deal if he likes to lie to himself.


* - 12345 - Dec 15, 2013

If he feels good and happy about it, then you should be happy for him.


* - 4/20 - Dec 15, 2013

Haha that's funny as fuck because I know we're both high.


* - ︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ - Dec 15, 2013

I know, aint bitchin, just having a laugh, yes I am a nigga, I aint a Ni­g­ger though.


* - eiqht - Dec 15, 2013

OP, it's a start. You should be more like your dad.


* - Your Pal - Dec 15, 2013

I can understand the constant gloating and bragging - that shit can be annoying.

Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy?

Caesar salad (with strips of chicken, cheese and croutons) is very healthy for you. Just tell him to ease up on the dressing and other unhealthy toppings he doesn't need.

But if he thinks he's eating healthy then just ignore his ignorance and feel happy for him. If he's happy you should be too.


* - ︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ - Dec 15, 2013

(Dec 15, 2013 02:38 PM)I ƒucking hate you. Wrote:  Haha that's funny as fuck because I know we're both high.

I don't smoke weed, all I ever does it get fucked up on allergy medicine(Benadryl) lol.

"OP, it's a start. You should be more like your dad. "
People always said I'm jsut like him, I agree lol.

"Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy? "

Yeah, I have no room to talk completely, I just find it funny.


* - eiqht - Dec 15, 2013

(Dec 15, 2013 02:41 PM)๖ۣۜSteven Wrote:  I can understand the constant gloating and bragging - that shit can be annoying.

Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy?

Caesar salad (with strips of chicken, cheese and croutons) is very healthy for you. Just tell him to ease up on the dressing and other unhealthy toppings he doesn't need.

But if he thinks he's eating healthy then just ignore his ignorance and feel happy for him. If he's happy you should be too.

Yeah exactly. Quit QQing online OP.

(Dec 15, 2013 02:42 PM)︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ Wrote:  I don't smoke weed, all I ever does it get fucked up on allergy medicine(Benadryl) lol.

Aren't you some hick from the sticks? You fuckers do meth and shit over there, quit lying to yourself OP.


* - Fire - Dec 15, 2013

The best advice that I can give you is starting to make some more healthy choices Opie


* - PouZ - Dec 15, 2013

Haha, juat because he eats it before bed??
Pretty funny :3


* - L33thaxorc0der - Dec 15, 2013

Why don't you help him and replace his lettuce with some type of fruit or a carrot or something?


* - Sparta. - Dec 15, 2013

Your dad is right.

Salad good.

Healthy good.

Dad good.


* - Relationships - Dec 15, 2013

Tell him he's wrong, that would be the same as getting sugarless cereal, but then adding sugar into it w/ strawberries.