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My Dad Thinks Just Because Hes Eating Salad He's Eating Healthy...

My dad eats a head of iceberg lettuce everyday before bed, and he brags about it constantly, that nigga puts Tomatos, cucumbers, bologna, ham, mustard, Italian dressing, eggs, fake shrimp, a shit load of ranch, and even beef jerky at times. This nigga brags about hows he trying to start eating healthy, I just don't think he understands, it pisses me off when he says I need to start making healthier choices like him. >.<
If your dad is a nigga, then aren't you by definition a nigga ?
And let him do whatever he likes, it's no big deal if he likes to lie to himself.
If he feels good and happy about it, then you should be happy for him.
Haha that's funny as fuck because I know we're both high.
I know, aint bitchin, just having a laugh, yes I am a nigga, I aint a Ni­g­ger though.
OP, it's a start. You should be more like your dad.
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I can understand the constant gloating and bragging - that shit can be annoying.

Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy?

Caesar salad (with strips of chicken, cheese and croutons) is very healthy for you. Just tell him to ease up on the dressing and other unhealthy toppings he doesn't need.

But if he thinks he's eating healthy then just ignore his ignorance and feel happy for him. If he's happy you should be too.
(Dec 15, 2013 02:38 PM)4/20 Wrote:  Haha that's funny as fuck because I know we're both high.

I don't smoke weed, all I ever does it get fucked up on allergy medicine(Benadryl) lol.

"OP, it's a start. You should be more like your dad. "
People always said I'm jsut like him, I agree lol.

"Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy? "

Yeah, I have no room to talk completely, I just find it funny.
(Dec 15, 2013 02:41 PM)Your Pal Wrote:  I can understand the constant gloating and bragging - that shit can be annoying.

Instead of complaining about it to strangers on a hacking forum why don't you try to educate your father that what he's doing isn't actually healthy?

Caesar salad (with strips of chicken, cheese and croutons) is very healthy for you. Just tell him to ease up on the dressing and other unhealthy toppings he doesn't need.

But if he thinks he's eating healthy then just ignore his ignorance and feel happy for him. If he's happy you should be too.

Yeah exactly. Quit QQing online OP.

(Dec 15, 2013 02:42 PM)︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ Wrote:  I don't smoke weed, all I ever does it get fucked up on allergy medicine(Benadryl) lol.

Aren't you some hick from the sticks? You fuckers do meth and shit over there, quit lying to yourself OP.
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The best advice that I can give you is starting to make some more healthy choices Opie

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Haha, juat because he eats it before bed??
Pretty funny :3
Why don't you help him and replace his lettuce with some type of fruit or a carrot or something?
Your dad is right.

Salad good.

Healthy good.

Dad good.
Tell him he's wrong, that would be the same as getting sugarless cereal, but then adding sugar into it w/ strawberries.


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