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Simple | Easy | Who's got the best bullshit excuse? | [All Members] - Zimboo - Jul 20, 2015
This contest is quite an effortless one, but not a simple post to enter.
I'll be straight forward, best person to give me a true/bullshit reason why they want the money gets it.
This contest would be based on 'emotionally' making me feel like you deserve it.
Contest ends in 5 days (26/07/2015)
Prize is $5.00 BTC
Let the best bullshitter win 🤝
If no one is chosen winner will be taken by random via post number.
I'll be straight forward, best person to give me a true/bullshit reason why they want the money gets it.
This contest would be based on 'emotionally' making me feel like you deserve it.
Contest ends in 5 days (26/07/2015)
Prize is $5.00 BTC
Let the best bullshitter win 🤝
If no one is chosen winner will be taken by random via post number.
* - ComplexGenius - Jul 20, 2015
I've spent the last 3 fucking hours trying to ewhore. This shit's bullshit. Doesn't work and i've made $0.00.
Simple. I want that $5.
* - A1 P - Jul 20, 2015
My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
* - iReFuSe2LoSe - Jul 20, 2015
Bought 9 eBooks on HF, promised that I'd earn money, but turns out this one website scammed me $30 as it told me it was a "membership fee", then the next day my account wouldn't work...? Wonder why...
* - kəˈrɪzmə - Jul 20, 2015
I just ordered a hooker but she might be dead so I could use this money to bury her
* - arkoydas - Jul 20, 2015
This is a conversation with my girl 2 months ago..!
Me: we need to talk.
My Girl: what do you mean?
Me: well something has come up..
My Girl: whats going on. is it bad? <3
Me: I'm leaving..
My Girl: baby please dont.. i really love you.. plz dont leave me.. i dont understand..
Me: I'm moving away.. my mother is sending me to college far far away.
My Girl: Baby i dont want u to go reallyy.. <3
Me:Baby i need to see u tonight.. I am leaving at 1 am. can i meet u now?
We talked a lot , she always sayed to me " I love u dont leave me"...And I was telling her "I wont leave u .. u know how much I love u.. <3 "
Now I am studying at my collenge in Los angeles ..Sometimes I miss her..!
I really want to go back and make a little suprise for her<3 , I know this 5$ wont fullfil the costs of the travel..But I will do my best to collect all money needed!!
* - Billie Joe Armstrong - Jul 20, 2015
I need some bitcoins so here's my btc address.
🤝
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* - Filthy Frank - Jul 20, 2015
My mum told me she loves me.
* - Zimboo - Jul 20, 2015
(Jul 20, 2015 06:17 PM)PleadInsanity Wrote: I just ordered a hooker but she might be dead so I could use this money to bury her
Haven't you ever been told, if you don't want to get caught don't move the body.
* - NoMercy - Jul 20, 2015
I need money for a project and a VPN. I'm $5 off getting a VPN so it would be pretty useful. If you think long term you are helping me get to my future quicker and isn't that what you want the most out of life? Helping strangers on the internet is 100% what you want. #emotionalresponse
* - tyxik - Jul 20, 2015
I need $5 more to enugh for my tits reduction ....
I hav big titties
* - ȡank - Jul 20, 2015
I quit my job to go to mexico.
* - Niko - Jul 20, 2015
I'm sorry I accidentally closed my dick in the door, I won't be at work anymore I need money.
* - josimc - Jul 20, 2015
Please listen to this while reading my thread...
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It's hard to say who truly deserves to win this money. I'm sure their are members who are in just as bad of a situation as I am in. I don't come from a well off family, my dad and mom are always out working to pay the bills and put food on the table. That leaves me to care and watch over my little sister. If I want to purchase something, I need to save my money for a long time, as I don't have any way of getting a job. It is very tough, but it has taught me a lot. I've learned that hard work will always pay off and bring accomplishment, which is a feeling I will never forget. I've had to constantly keep moving from house to house, each one getting smaller and more cramped. Leaving my friends behind, having to attempt at making new ones, which is not a easy task. It's better than having no house, I guess, but it's not a fun lifestyle. My current shoes are a old, cheap, worn out pair of some knock off of Nike sneakers. I've been wanting to buy new shoes for some time now, so I can walk along the wooded trails near my house and not keep getting painful blisters. This money would finally make it so I can purchase a new pair, one like the other kids wear at my school.
* - SteCache - Jul 21, 2015
Gello thank you for the contest I would like have the 5$ to be L33T to sell my CoC bot in the Premium Seller Section :)