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Post the darkest joke you know [Just for laughs...] - J4mmy - Mar 22, 2016
Since we are at hackforums which often concerns or is referred as blackhat activity, there must be people here who have great (read dark) sense of humour. So let's post some of the darkest (best) ones in one place to amuse ourselves bois!
I'll start.
Why do americans suck at chess?
- They are missing two towers... š¤
* - Rick. - Mar 22, 2016
Here's a pretty known one:
Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.
* - Varane - Mar 22, 2016
How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.
* - CSGOGod - Mar 22, 2016
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)VyrŠµz Wrote: How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.LOOOOL wtf dude aha that's jokes
* - DrDoof - Mar 22, 2016
What's the difference between children in Africa and table tennis balls?
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I tried
* - Forum Developer - Mar 22, 2016
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)VyrŠµz Wrote: How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.
This user has mad skill.
* - J4mmy - Mar 29, 2016
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)VyrŠµz Wrote: How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.
Well that was new, haven't heard that one before. Hats off to you sir š¤
* - Vitani's Mate - Mar 29, 2016
What is the tastiest part of a wheel chair?
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* - shadowc - Mar 29, 2016
What's the difference between rape and football? Women don't like football.
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* - Onze - Mar 29, 2016
Sister tells brother while theyĀ“re having sex: "Shit, youĀ“re better then dad", upon the brother responds: "I know, mother says the same thing!".
* - RuztyJasper - Mar 29, 2016
Q: How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
A: Take a dump in her vagina.
* - Vitani's Mate - Mar 29, 2016
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
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š¤
* - Credibility - Mar 29, 2016
(Mar 29, 2016 01:50 AM)Vitanis Mate. Wrote: What is the tastiest part of a wheel chair?
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I LOST IT
* - Vitani's Mate - Mar 29, 2016
How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
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* - zoiners - Mar 29, 2016
(Mar 29, 2016 02:21 AM)Vitanis Mate. Wrote: How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
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You're so savage I love you.