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Post the darkest joke you know [Just for laughs...]
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Mar 22, 2016 12:50 PM
Since we are at hackforums which often concerns or is referred as blackhat activity, there must be people here who have great (read dark) sense of humour. So let's post some of the darkest (best) ones in one place to amuse ourselves bois!

I'll start.

Why do americans suck at chess?
- They are missing two towers... 🤝
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Mar 22, 2016 12:51 PM
Here's a pretty known one:

Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.
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Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM (This post was last modified: Mar 22, 2016 12:55 PM by Varane.)
How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.
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Mar 22, 2016 01:08 PM
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)Varane Wrote:  How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.
LOOOOL wtf dude aha that's jokes
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Mar 22, 2016 01:10 PM
What's the difference between children in Africa and table tennis balls?
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The essential cause of the stability of our currency was to be sought for in our concentration camps. The currency remains stable when the speculators are put under lock and key.

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Mar 22, 2016 01:10 PM
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)Varane Wrote:  How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.

This user has mad skill.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:46 AM
(Mar 22, 2016 12:54 PM)Varane Wrote:  How do moms in West Virginia know their daughter has started menstruating? Her sons dick starts tasking like blood.

Well that was new, haven't heard that one before. Hats off to you sir 🤝
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Mar 29, 2016 01:50 AM
What is the tastiest part of a wheel chair?
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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
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Paradise by the dashboard light.
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Mar 29, 2016 01:51 AM
What's the difference between rape and football? Women don't like football.

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Mar 29, 2016 01:57 AM
Sister tells brother while they´re having sex: "Shit, you´re better then dad", upon the brother responds: "I know, mother says the same thing!".
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Mar 29, 2016 01:59 AM
Q: How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?



A: Take a dump in her vagina.
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Mar 29, 2016 02:00 AM
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
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Mar 29, 2016 02:09 AM
(Mar 29, 2016 01:50 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  What is the tastiest part of a wheel chair?
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I LOST IT
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Mar 29, 2016 02:21 AM
How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
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(Mar 29, 2016 02:21 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
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You're so savage I love you.
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