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+---- Thread: So I bought Microsoft Office 2016 from Office Max today... (/showthread.php?tid=5322493)
So I bought Microsoft Office 2016 from Office Max today... - Drizzy - Jun 29, 2016
And this kid comes up to me, and holds a gun to my head. He stole my Microsoft Office and ran away. Using a reverse osmosis attack on his network, I figured out his email. So I sent him this:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Office go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You have my Word.
* - ihatevim - Jun 29, 2016
Haha totally worth reading for the last four words. I died.
* - ??? - Jun 29, 2016
Ill give it back ok , just tell me where.
* - Wakka - Jun 29, 2016
'You have my Word.' ~ Funny fucker aern't you.
* - Submit. - Jun 29, 2016
100% sure I saw this on a Reddit joke post, still funny af :P
* - V For Vendetta. - Jun 29, 2016
This was 100x better reading this high.
* - Mr. Corleone - Jun 29, 2016
HAHAAHAHA
Please make more of this xD
* - King of Hearts - Jun 29, 2016
You are so punny.
(See I can do this too)