[Drizzy‎‎]

And this kid comes up to me, and holds a gun to my head. He stole my Microsoft Office and ran away. Using a reverse osmosis attack on his network, I figured out his email. So I sent him this:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Office go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You have my Word.

[ihatevim]

Haha totally worth reading for the last four words. I died.

[???]

Ill give it back ok , just tell me where.

[Wakka]

'You have my Word.' ~ Funny fucker aern't you.

[Submit.]

100% sure I saw this on a Reddit joke post, still funny af :P

[V For Vendetta.]

This was 100x better reading this high.

[Mr. Corleone]

HAHAAHAHA
Please make more of this xD

[King of Hearts]

You are so punny.


(See I can do this too)