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Santa's Shitty Helper | Giving Shit Advice - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
Hi, Cringe here with another HQ post.
As Christmas is approaching, I am feeling the need to give back to the community -- by giving advice to the best of my ability.
If you need advice for absolutely ANYTHING you can think of, don't come here and go seek advice to another, however if you want advice for absolutely ANYTHING you can think of, then comment on this post and ill hit you up with the shitty advice that I am so amazing at giving.
I won't be serving cringy furries, bronies or of those sorts.
Much love,
-Cringe.
* - Codefuser - Dec 15, 2016
How would I kill myself in an efficient manner that does not consume a lot of resources?
* - phunted - Dec 15, 2016
How could I approach my ex after she left me?
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:09 AM)Codefuser Wrote: How would I kill myself in an efficient manner that does not consume a lot of resources?
Alright, straight off the bat, a plead for advice on killing yourself, no worries, I am the advice master.
I would recommend you retrieve a belt or rope of some sorts, and attaching it to your legs.
Just grab a few heavy rocks near the beach, tie it to the rope and chuck yourself in the ocean or lakeside.
Eventually the rope will degrade and the rocks are fine in the water.
* - Goku - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:09 AM)Codefuser Wrote: How would I kill myself in an efficient manner that does not consume a lot of resources?
Honestly, I don't think this is a nice question to be asking advice for. Whether it be a joke or not, I hope you seek some help. If you need anyone to talk to, you can always message me via PM. I am glad to be able to help lift any weight off of your shoulders if need be.
(Dec 15, 2016 05:10 AM)exl. Wrote: How could I approach my ex after she left me?
You could send her a simple text message or perhaps approach her in person? I'm not 100% sure on what happened between the both of you, but being straight up about things usually harvests a straight up answer.
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:10 AM)exl. Wrote: How could I approach my ex after she left me?
Your ex?! The Cringe master has had all sorts of problems regarding ex girlfriends.
Personally, I'd show my love for her still by creating a 2 minute long cringe compilation video and sending it to her via an ipad through mail.
This is creating the nice gesture of a gift along with the emotional breakdown of the cringe compilation.
* - Sholi - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:13 AM)Goku Wrote: Honestly, I don't think this is a nice question to be asking advice for. Whether it be a joke or not, I hope you seek some help. If you need anyone to talk to, you can always message me via PM. I am glad to be able to help lift any weight off of your shoulders if need be.
You could send her a simple text message or perhaps approach her in person? I'm not 100% sure on what happened between the both of you, but being straight up about things usually harvests a straight up answer.
The world needs more people like you Goku and less like OP.
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
Before anyone gets ahead of themselves here, I made it hiddenly-clear (if that makes sense) that this is a joke thread and should not be consulted to if it were a real situation such as suicidal tendencies.
Hence the underlined NEED and WANT.
* - Codefuser - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:12 AM)Cr㏌ge Wrote: Alright, straight off the bat, a plead for advice on killing yourself, no worries, I am the advice master.
I would recommend you retrieve a belt or rope of some sorts, and attaching it to your legs.
Just grab a few heavy rocks near the beach, tie it to the rope and chuck yourself in the ocean or lakeside.
Eventually the rope will degrade and the rocks are fine in the water.
But what if I am a waste of rope?
(Dec 15, 2016 05:13 AM)Goku Wrote: Honestly, I don't think this is a nice question to be asking advice for. Whether it be a joke or not, I hope you seek some help. If you need anyone to talk to, you can always message me via PM. I am glad to be able to help lift any weight off of your shoulders if need be.
Thanks for the considerate and serious answer, but this is a meme thread 😝
* - Eagle 95 - Dec 15, 2016
How can you give advices to absolutely anything if you don't know everything? 😎 And I don't need an advice for this, I want an answer.
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 05:24 AM)Eagle 95 Wrote: How can you give advices to absolutely anything if you don't know everything? 😎 And I don't need an advice for this, I want an answer.
Advice is advice.
Whether its good advice, bad advice, useless advice, SHIT advice.
There's your answer.
* - ๖ۣۜXe - Dec 15, 2016
Advice master, I need to seek advice on how I can become rich, I'm talking billions.
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 06:13 AM)๖ۣۜXeon Wrote: Advice master, I need to seek advice on how I can become rich, I'm talking billions.
Young sir, I believe you are seeking the wrong advice, you should be asking ~
"How can I become rich, I'm talking dark chocolate."
In other words, become black/get a big cock, get in the porn industry, easy as fuck for black guys with huge dicks, you'll be living happy life with great money.
* - ๖ۣۜXe - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 06:20 AM)Cr㏌ge Wrote: Young sir, I believe you are seeking the wrong advice, you should be asking ~
"How can I become rich, I'm talking dark chocolate."
In other words, become black/get a big cock, get in the porn industry, easy as fuck for black guys with huge dicks, you'll be living happy life with great money.
Young senpai, can you teach me how to become this "black" you speak of ?
* - Velo - Dec 15, 2016
(Dec 15, 2016 06:24 AM)๖ۣۜXeon Wrote: Young senpai, can you teach me how to become this "black" you speak of ?
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