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5$ BTC GIVEAWAY | 4th GIVEAWAY | JOKE CONTEST - Skyion - Jun 20, 2017
My fourth time doing this giveaway I have been trying to give back to the community more and more.
Anyways,
This one's going to be a little different I want you to post a joke , whoever makes me laugh "the hardest" wins. I will close the thread in 3days and pick a winner the fourth day. Their may be multiple winners so but just because I said you made me laugh doesn't mean you win.
- Link to my first giveaway : https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5631951
- The winner of the first giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=2004660
- Link to my second giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5635091
- The winner of the second giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=3211687
- Link to my third giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5645014
- The winner of the third giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=1553778
Anyways I will be doing this alot hopefully to give back to the community. Winner will be chosen in 3 days. Winner will be chosen using random.org
To enter just post.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL
Anyways,
This one's going to be a little different I want you to post a joke , whoever makes me laugh "the hardest" wins. I will close the thread in 3days and pick a winner the fourth day. Their may be multiple winners so but just because I said you made me laugh doesn't mean you win.
- Link to my first giveaway : https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5631951
- The winner of the first giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=2004660
- Link to my second giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5635091
- The winner of the second giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=3211687
- Link to my third giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5645014
- The winner of the third giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=1553778
Anyways I will be doing this alot hopefully to give back to the community. Winner will be chosen in 3 days. Winner will be chosen using random.org
To enter just post.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL
* - Res0rt - Jun 20, 2017
Tried to catch fog the other day.
Mist.
* - spooky hacker - Jun 20, 2017
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Check out this really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/hilarious-jokes.php#ixzz4kZ1uzEee
* - Deany - Jun 20, 2017
A duck walks in a bar and says "put it on the bill"
* - EagerToEarn - Jun 20, 2017
Justin goes to a big company for interview
After interview,
Boss - Congratulation you have been selected.
Your salary will be 10000$ this year and
$20000 next year.
Justin - takes the bag and walks out
Boss - what happened?!?
Justin - then, I'm coming next year.
Boss - fainted
* - AliasIlias - Jun 20, 2017
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "
* - Maskin - Jun 20, 2017
If hack was apple and forums was pen, it would be applepen.
* - NightForce - Jun 20, 2017
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her neck and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
* - Skyion - Jun 20, 2017
(Jun 20, 2017 12:50 PM)NightForce Wrote: Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her neck and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Lol this made me laugh good luck entering
* - Mr. Robot - Jun 20, 2017
(Jun 20, 2017 02:32 PM)Skyion Wrote: Lol this made me laugh good luck entering
Wut.
Quote:This one's going to be a little different I want you to post a joke , whoever makes me laugh wins. I will close the thread in 3days and pick a winner the fourth day.
* - Space - Jun 20, 2017
What's white on top and black on the bottom
society
* - Linux™ - Jun 20, 2017
What's got more brains than a sandy hook student.
The wall behind them.
* - SIM-3609092 - Jun 20, 2017
Did you know that 50% of chinese people have cataracts?
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* - Percyi - Jun 20, 2017
Why can't ghosts have babies?
Because they have a halloweenie.
* - God - Jun 20, 2017
I phoned my boss...
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Thanks for the giveaway - good luck all