[Skyion]

My fourth time doing this giveaway I have been trying to give back to the community more and more.
Anyways,

This one's going to be a little different I want you to post a joke , whoever makes me laugh "the hardest" wins. I will close the thread in 3days and pick a winner the fourth day. Their may be multiple winners so but just because I said you made me laugh doesn't mean you win.

- Link to my first giveaway : https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5631951

- The winner of the first giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=2004660


- Link to my second giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5635091

- The winner of the second giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=3211687

- Link to my third giveaway :
https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5645014

- The winner of the third giveaway was :
https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=1553778

Anyways I will be doing this alot hopefully to give back to the community. Winner will be chosen in 3 days. Winner will be chosen using random.org

To enter just post.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL

[Res0rt]

Tried to catch fog the other day.
Mist.

[spooky hacker]

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Check out this really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/hilarious-jok...z4kZ1uzEee

[Deany]

A duck walks in a bar and says "put it on the bill"

[EagerToEarn]

Justin goes to a big company for interview
After interview,

Boss - Congratulation you have been selected.
Your salary will be 10000$ this year and
$20000 next year.

Justin - takes the bag and walks out

Boss - what happened?!?

Justin - then, I'm coming next year.

Boss - fainted

[AliasIlias]

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "

[Maskin]

If hack was apple and forums was pen, it would be applepen.

[NightForce]

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her neck and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

[Skyion]

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her neck and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Lol this made me laugh good luck entering

[Mr. Robot]

Lol this made me laugh good luck entering

Wut.

This one's going to be a little different I want you to post a joke , whoever makes me laugh wins. I will close the thread in 3days and pick a winner the fourth day.

[Space]

What's white on top and black on the bottom








society

[Linux™]

What's got more brains than a sandy hook student.

The wall behind them.

[SIM-3609092]

Did you know that 50% of chinese people have cataracts?
Spoiler (Click to View)
The other 50% drive Rincolns.


Spoiler (Click to View)
Catillacs and Lincolns... The cars... BUD UMM TSSSS

[Percyi]

Why can't ghosts have babies?
Because they have a halloweenie.

[God]

I phoned my boss...
Spoiler (Click to View)
I said, "I'm not coming in today. I've got chickenpox."
He said, "Don't give me that!"
I said, "I won't. I'm not coming in."

Thanks for the giveaway - good luck all