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How do you wipe? - Petty - Sep 7, 2017

I stand up, sort of bent over, front to back.

some people "sit down" and honestly i understand that for girls but what about guys? How in the world do you sit to wipe if you're a guy without getting shit on your satchel and weiner. im serious. how.


* - test - Sep 7, 2017

You do it the normal way, or at least, the way I do it too. The real question is do you scrunch or fold.


* - Petty - Sep 7, 2017

(Sep 7, 2017 12:38 AM)testaccountplsignore Wrote:  You do it the normal way, or at least, the way I do it too. The real question is do you scrunch or fold.

a combination of both. my brother is a real folder but i dont see the point in that.
i just make a neat thing to wipe my butt with.


* - test - Sep 7, 2017

(Sep 7, 2017 12:40 AM)Petty Wrote:  a combination of both. my brother is a real folder but i dont see the point in that.
i just make a neat thing to wipe my butt with.
I was a scruncher when I was little and then a folder for my early teenage years. Now I just wrap my open palm with the toilet paper sort of Egyptian mummy style and open palm wipe my ass. Effective and comfortable.


* - Mank - Sep 7, 2017

that's enough internet for me today


* - HEISENPUG - Sep 7, 2017

i knew of a kid when i was in preschool who always smelled like shit, I swear this kid never wiped his ass.


* - Riggs - Sep 7, 2017

Thought this was a thread referencing data deletion. Why am I not surprised.


* - Baby Groot - Sep 7, 2017

I sit on the toilet, lean my body to left, lift my ass up and use my right hand to wipe... the most easiest and comfortable way.


* - Captain Steve Rogers - Sep 7, 2017

Can't believe someone made thread on this.

Good going OP