[Petty]

I stand up, sort of bent over, front to back.

some people "sit down" and honestly i understand that for girls but what about guys? How in the world do you sit to wipe if you're a guy without getting shit on your satchel and weiner. im serious. how.

[test]

You do it the normal way, or at least, the way I do it too. The real question is do you scrunch or fold.

[Petty]

You do it the normal way, or at least, the way I do it too. The real question is do you scrunch or fold.

a combination of both. my brother is a real folder but i dont see the point in that.
i just make a neat thing to wipe my butt with.

[test]

a combination of both. my brother is a real folder but i dont see the point in that.
i just make a neat thing to wipe my butt with.

I was a scruncher when I was little and then a folder for my early teenage years. Now I just wrap my open palm with the toilet paper sort of Egyptian mummy style and open palm wipe my ass. Effective and comfortable.

[Mank]

that's enough internet for me today

[HEISENPUG]

i knew of a kid when i was in preschool who always smelled like shit, I swear this kid never wiped his ass.

[Riggs]

Thought this was a thread referencing data deletion. Why am I not surprised.

[Baby Groot]

I sit on the toilet, lean my body to left, lift my ass up and use my right hand to wipe... the most easiest and comfortable way.

[Captain Steve Rogers]

Can't believe someone made thread on this.

Good going OP