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Funny F**ked Up Jokes - the_autodidact_guy - Sep 11, 2017
I fucking love dark humor and was wondering if the people of HF had any to share with me :)
Here's 2 ive seen recently that killed me
1. "How do you get 20 dead babies into a tupperware bowl?
use a blender"
2. "so my wife walked into the room while i was having sex with our daughter.
i dont know what she was most disturbed by, the fact that i was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus"
PLEASE NO ONE GET OFFENDED AND GO SJW
* - Sokar - Sep 11, 2017
To add onto your first one... "how do you get 20 babies into a tupperware bowl" - A Blender, yes...
How do you get them all back out again???
Tortilla chips.
* - Bloodmgx - Sep 11, 2017
That Tortilla chip addition is fucking gold.
* - test - Sep 11, 2017
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
* - Sokar - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 04:11 PM)Bloodmgx Wrote: That Tortilla chip addition is fucking gold.
🤝 I'll be here all week
* - HuntedCS - Sep 11, 2017
Second one got me OP, what happens in the family, stays in the family!
* - SIM-3641785 - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 03:46 PM)the_autodidact_guy Wrote: I fucking love dark humor and was wondering if the people of HF had any to share with me :)
If she's on the clock, she's really for the...
well, you get the idea
* - Poseidon - Sep 11, 2017
What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he hits puberty.
* - Vesania - Sep 11, 2017
![[Image: why-could-jesus-walk-on-water-shit-floats.jpg]](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/67154192/why-could-jesus-walk-on-water-shit-floats.jpg)
![[Image: why-is-it-so-bad-to-be-black-and-jewish-...e-oven.jpg]](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/59413937/why-is-it-so-bad-to-be-black-and-jewish-you-have-to-sit-at-the-back-of-the-oven.jpg)
* - unovu - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 06:53 PM)Poseidon Wrote: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he hits puberty.
holy fuck, this one caught me off guard lmfaoo
* - Poseidon - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 08:10 PM)unovu Wrote: holy fuck, this one caught me off guard lmfaoo
What is pink, six inches long and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth? (Click to View)
* - the_autodidact_guy - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 08:59 PM)Poseidon Wrote: What is pink, six inches long and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth? (Click to View)
Hahahahaha this one is a good one 🤗
* - Karanes - Sep 11, 2017
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
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I'm black and this joke doesn't hurt me.
* - SIM-2273342 - Sep 11, 2017
What is the difference between a 13 year old Afghani boy and a terrorist?
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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What's the best part about 24 year olds?
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I like my grilled cheese like I like my Vietnamese villagers, yellow and melted.
* - NinjaLeaks - Sep 11, 2017
(Sep 11, 2017 09:42 PM)Romania Wrote: What is the difference between a 13 year old Afghani boy and a terrorist?
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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What's the best part about 24 year olds?
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I like my grilled cheese like I like my Vietnamese villagers, yellow and melted.
Jesus Chris I have not laughed so hard in a loooong time 😈
These are bloody gold