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Sep 11, 2017 03:46 PM
I fucking love dark humor and was wondering if the people of HF had any to share with me :)

Here's 2 ive seen recently that killed me

1. "How do you get 20 dead babies into a tupperware bowl?

use a blender"

2. "so my wife walked into the room while i was having sex with our daughter.
i dont know what she was most disturbed by, the fact that i was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus"

PLEASE NO ONE GET OFFENDED AND GO SJW
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Sep 11, 2017 03:51 PM
To add onto your first one... "how do you get 20 babies into a tupperware bowl" - A Blender, yes...

How do you get them all back out again???

Tortilla chips.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:11 PM
That Tortilla chip addition is fucking gold.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:21 PM
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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Sep 11, 2017 06:25 PM
(Sep 11, 2017 04:11 PM)Bloodmgx Wrote:  That Tortilla chip addition is fucking gold.

🤝 I'll be here all week
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Sep 11, 2017 06:28 PM
Second one got me OP, what happens in the family, stays in the family!
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Sep 11, 2017 06:38 PM (This post was last modified: Sep 11, 2017 06:39 PM by SIM-3641785.)
(Sep 11, 2017 03:46 PM)the_autodidact_guy Wrote:  I fucking love dark humor and was wondering if the people of HF had any to share with me :)

If she's on the clock, she's really for the...

well, you get the idea
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Sep 11, 2017 06:53 PM
What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he hits puberty.
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Sep 11, 2017 08:07 PM (This post was last modified: Sep 11, 2017 08:08 PM by Vesania.)
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Sep 11, 2017 08:10 PM
(Sep 11, 2017 06:53 PM)Poseidon Wrote:  What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he hits puberty.

holy fuck, this one caught me off guard lmfaoo
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Sep 11, 2017 08:59 PM
(Sep 11, 2017 08:10 PM)unovu Wrote:  holy fuck, this one caught me off guard lmfaoo

What is pink, six inches long and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth? (Click to View)
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Sep 11, 2017 09:00 PM
(Sep 11, 2017 08:59 PM)Poseidon Wrote:  What is pink, six inches long and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth? (Click to View)

Hahahahaha this one is a good one 🤗
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Sep 11, 2017 09:34 PM
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

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I'm black and this joke doesn't hurt me.
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Sep 11, 2017 09:42 PM (This post was last modified: Sep 11, 2017 09:43 PM by SIM-2273342.)
What is the difference between a 13 year old Afghani boy and a terrorist?
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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What's the best part about 24 year olds?
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I like my grilled cheese like I like my Vietnamese villagers, yellow and melted.
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Sep 11, 2017 09:48 PM
(Sep 11, 2017 09:42 PM)SIM-2273342 Wrote:  What is the difference between a 13 year old Afghani boy and a terrorist?
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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What's the best part about 24 year olds?
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I like my grilled cheese like I like my Vietnamese villagers, yellow and melted.

Jesus Chris I have not laughed so hard in a loooong time 😈
These are bloody gold
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