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There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Millimeter Peter - Mar 16, 2018
Lmao, there's this maybe 4-5 foot long lizard in my garage, its color is very bright green and it's hugeeee.
How the fuck do I get it out? I don't want to kill it and I don't want to capture it either. It seems as if he is sunbathing.
My garage is outdoors however it's gated. I believe he lives in my roof or climbed the wall.
Pic: http://prntscr.com/is7tzd
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Whatsitmatter - Mar 16, 2018
You got yourself a lil ole iguana. Watch out for their tails and claws. Other than that, get a towel and throw it ontop of him, than grab him behind the head and by the tail. Not to hard though.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - SIM-403479 - Mar 16, 2018
Leave it and take a picture please
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Enzio - Mar 16, 2018
Gotta throw the whole garage away now.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Temp_reassign - Mar 16, 2018
Did you honestly left the garage to make a thread about this? lmao. Ok then, please post a picture.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Millimeter Peter - Mar 16, 2018
http://prntscr.com/is7tzd
pic from afar and yes i did
(Mar 16, 2018 01:28 PM)Squalo Wrote: Gotta throw the whole garage away now.
maybe or set it on fire
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Haseo™ - Mar 16, 2018
(Mar 16, 2018 01:25 PM)Jamieee Wrote: Leave it and take a picture please
Yes please please take a picture of it.
Then setup a shrine inside of your garage to worship your new reptilian god entity.
Bring him bugs weekly and knit him an iguana sweater.
You must also name him Benji.
Benji the lizard enjoys long walks in the sun, long naps in the sun and sticking his tongue out at people.
Benji is the best.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - hello98321 - Mar 16, 2018
(Mar 16, 2018 01:19 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote: Lmao, there's this maybe 4-5 foot long lizard in my garage, its color is very bright green and it's hugeeee.
How the fuck do I get it out? I don't want to kill it and I don't want to capture it either. It seems as if he is sunbathing.
My garage is outdoors however it's gated. I believe he lives in my roof or climbed the wall.
lure it out with food
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Enzio - Mar 16, 2018
(Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote: http://prntscr.com/is7tzd
pic from afar and yes i did
maybe or set it on fire
That's not a Lizard, that's Minimalist in his real natural form.
(Don't ban me)
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Stixx - Mar 16, 2018
Do you have any pokeballs left?
Make take a few to catch him
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Haseo™ - Mar 16, 2018
(Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM)Stixx Wrote: Do you have any pokeballs left?
Make take a few to catch him
Not if I use a golden raspberry on him and use an ultra ball.
Benji will be mine.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - SIM-403479 - Mar 16, 2018
(Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote: http://prntscr.com/is7tzd
pic from afar and yes i did
maybe or set it on fire
You're right, thats fucking huge.
Run.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - Ninja - Mar 16, 2018
Try getting a broom or something and guide it out the right direction.
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - wit - Mar 16, 2018
holy shit that's big, i agree with ^ the broom method
RE: There's a fucking lizard in my garage - 7deadpandas - Mar 16, 2018
That lizard is awesome, I don't think it will do anything to you, I'm sure that lil animal will be more scared than you when you come with that broom to kick it out.