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There's a fucking lizard in my garage
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Mar 16, 2018 01:19 PM (This post was last modified: Mar 16, 2018 04:51 PM by Millimeter Peter.)
Lmao, there's this maybe 4-5 foot long lizard in my garage, its color is very bright green and it's hugeeee.
How the fuck do I get it out? I don't want to kill it and I don't want to capture it either. It seems as if he is sunbathing.
My garage is outdoors however it's gated. I believe he lives in my roof or climbed the wall.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:21 PM
You got yourself a lil ole iguana. Watch out for their tails and claws. Other than that, get a towel and throw it ontop of him, than grab him behind the head and by the tail. Not to hard though.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:25 PM
Leave it and take a picture please
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Mar 16, 2018 01:28 PM
Gotta throw the whole garage away now.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:32 PM
Did you honestly left the garage to make a thread about this? lmao. Ok then, please post a picture.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM (This post was last modified: Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM by Millimeter Peter.)
http://prntscr.com/is7tzd

pic from afar and yes i did
(Mar 16, 2018 01:28 PM)Enzio Wrote:  Gotta throw the whole garage away now.

maybe or set it on fire
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Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM
(Mar 16, 2018 01:25 PM)SIM-403479 Wrote:  Leave it and take a picture please

Yes please please take a picture of it.
Then setup a shrine inside of your garage to worship your new reptilian god entity.
Bring him bugs weekly and knit him an iguana sweater.

You must also name him Benji.
Benji the lizard enjoys long walks in the sun, long naps in the sun and sticking his tongue out at people.

Benji is the best.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM
(Mar 16, 2018 01:19 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote:  Lmao, there's this maybe 4-5 foot long lizard in my garage, its color is very bright green and it's hugeeee.
How the fuck do I get it out? I don't want to kill it and I don't want to capture it either. It seems as if he is sunbathing.
My garage is outdoors however it's gated. I believe he lives in my roof or climbed the wall.

lure it out with food
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Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM
(Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote:  http://prntscr.com/is7tzd

pic from afar and yes i did

maybe or set it on fire

That's not a Lizard, that's Minimalist in his real natural form.

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Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM
Do you have any pokeballs left?

Make take a few to catch him
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Mar 16, 2018 01:37 PM
(Mar 16, 2018 01:35 PM)Stixx Wrote:  Do you have any pokeballs left?

Make take a few to catch him

Not if I use a golden raspberry on him and use an ultra ball.
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Mar 16, 2018 01:41 PM
(Mar 16, 2018 01:34 PM)Millimeter Peter Wrote:  http://prntscr.com/is7tzd

pic from afar and yes i did

maybe or set it on fire

You're right, thats fucking huge.

Run.
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Mar 16, 2018 02:01 PM
Try getting a broom or something and guide it out the right direction.
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Mar 16, 2018 02:01 PM
holy shit that's big, i agree with ^ the broom method
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Mar 16, 2018 02:04 PM
That lizard is awesome, I don't think it will do anything to you, I'm sure that lil animal will be more scared than you when you come with that broom to kick it out.
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