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Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - debian - May 2, 2019
Welcome to the dad-joke thread. Post your funniest dad-joke - no offensive humor! (unless it's really funny and not that offensive)
So this is not a giveaway or contest, just a fun thread and I'll give whoever I think has the funniest joke (if they want it, that is) any domain on namecheap that costs $2 or less!
I'll go first!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - bοxxy - May 2, 2019
Hey, what's brown and sticky?
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RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Deal - May 2, 2019
Your dad is...
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Keep the prize though.
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - bοxxy - May 2, 2019
(May 2, 2019 10:50 PM)Deal Wrote: Your dad is...
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Keep the prize though.
I was honestly expecting you to say gay.
4/10.
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Mercury - May 2, 2019
How do you make a butterfly?
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RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Deal - May 2, 2019
(May 2, 2019 10:51 PM)bοxxy Wrote: I was honestly expecting you to say gay.
4/10.
Don’t be a punk. I gave you a sweet surprise just as I’m giving OP his real birth certificate. This should at least yield a 7 on the scale.
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - O.G. Gibson - May 2, 2019
What's the least spoken language on earth?
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RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - debian - May 2, 2019
(May 2, 2019 11:04 PM)Raven Wrote: How do you make a butterfly?
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I actually smiled and briefly blew air out of my nose at this one
(May 2, 2019 11:05 PM)Deal Wrote: Don’t be a punk. I gave you a sweet surprise just as I’m giving OP his real birth certificate. This should at least yield a 7 on the scale.
I give you a 7/10 for making someone as above-average as me
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Lindros - May 2, 2019
How did your dad lose his V card?
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RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - debian - May 2, 2019
(May 2, 2019 11:55 PM)ZietzSeV Wrote: How did your dad lose his V card?
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Haha. Wrong type of dad-joke 🤣
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Lindros - May 2, 2019
(May 2, 2019 11:58 PM)singlethread Wrote: Haha. Wrong type of dad-joke 🤣
Oops, my bad. I honestly don't really know what a dad joke is I guess.
Kid friendly jokes?
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - debian - May 3, 2019
(May 2, 2019 11:59 PM)ZietzSeV Wrote: Oops, my bad. I honestly don't really know what a dad joke is I guess.
Kid friendly jokes?
Yeah, sort of. I guess it's kind of a USA thing.
They're jokes that a typical dad would say
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Lindros - May 3, 2019
(May 3, 2019 12:01 AM)singlethread Wrote: Yeah, sort of. I guess it's kind of a USA thing.
They're jokes that a typical dad would say
Well I feel like Dads definitely say a lot of "your mom" jokes to kids before kids are old enough to understand lol. At least I know someone who does. It's pretty comical. Although the "mom" is my sister and he'll also direct the jokes at me, too.
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - Mercury - May 3, 2019
Kid comes home wearing ripped jeans
Dad: "Are those your church pants?"
Kid: "No, why?"
Dad: "Because they're hole-y"
RE: Dad-joke thread. Best one wins a $2 domain :D - 1337 - May 3, 2019
What's red on the inside, green on the outside and have watermelon seeds in it ?
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