Welcome to the dad-joke thread. Post your funniest dad-joke - no offensive humor! (unless it's really funny and not that offensive)
So this is not a giveaway or contest, just a fun thread and I'll give whoever I think has the funniest joke (if they want it, that is) any domain on namecheap that costs $2 or less!
I'll go first!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
Respect the psychedelic.
Always trust your instincts!
Hey, what's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Your dad is...
Me.
Keep the prize though.
(May 2, 2019 10:50 PM)Deal Wrote: Your dad is...
Me.
Keep the prize though.
I was honestly expecting you to say gay.
4/10.
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How do you make a butterfly?
Throw a stick of butter
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(May 2, 2019 10:51 PM)bοxxy Wrote: I was honestly expecting you to say gay.
4/10.
Don’t be a punk. I gave you a sweet surprise just as I’m giving OP his real birth certificate. This should at least yield a 7 on the scale.
What's the least spoken language on earth?
Sign language 🤣
May 2, 2019 11:07 PM
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2019 11:09 PM by debian.)
(May 2, 2019 11:04 PM)Mercury Wrote: How do you make a butterfly?
Throw a stick of butter
I actually smiled and briefly blew air out of my nose at this one
(May 2, 2019 11:05 PM)Deal Wrote: Don’t be a punk. I gave you a sweet surprise just as I’m giving OP his real birth certificate. This should at least yield a 7 on the scale.
I give you a 7/10 for making someone as above-average as me
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
Respect the psychedelic.
Always trust your instincts!
May 2, 2019 11:55 PM
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2019 11:56 PM by Lindros.)
How did your dad lose his V card?
YOUR MOM LEFT THE PLUNGER IN THE TOILET
(May 2, 2019 11:55 PM)Lindros Wrote: How did your dad lose his V card?
YOUR MOM LEFT THE PLUNGER IN THE TOILET
Haha. Wrong type of dad-joke 🤣
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
Respect the psychedelic.
Always trust your instincts!
(May 2, 2019 11:58 PM)debian Wrote: Haha. Wrong type of dad-joke 🤣
Oops, my bad. I honestly don't really know what a dad joke is I guess.
Kid friendly jokes?
(May 2, 2019 11:59 PM)Lindros Wrote: Oops, my bad. I honestly don't really know what a dad joke is I guess.
Kid friendly jokes?
Yeah, sort of. I guess it's kind of a USA thing.
They're jokes that a typical dad would say
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
Respect the psychedelic.
Always trust your instincts!
(May 3, 2019 12:01 AM)debian Wrote: Yeah, sort of. I guess it's kind of a USA thing.
They're jokes that a typical dad would say
Well I feel like Dads definitely say a lot of "your mom" jokes to kids before kids are old enough to understand lol. At least I know someone who does. It's pretty comical. Although the "mom" is my sister and he'll also direct the jokes at me, too.
Kid comes home wearing ripped jeans
Dad: "Are those your church pants?"
Kid: "No, why?"
Dad: "Because they're hole-y"
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What's red on the inside, green on the outside and have watermelon seeds in it ?
a watermelon
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