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Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - xAlimorAx - Apr 18, 2020
So there needs to be some light at the end of the tunnel... I hope I can start something that everyone can enjoy and maybe even add on to...
Let me just jump right in...
Prior to corona virus...
Someone sneezes. "God bless you!"
After corona
Someone sneezes. "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?"
As a result of quarantine half of us shall emerge as great cooks... The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her cat understood her....
I walked into my house, told my dog and we laughed our asses off!
Quarantine Day 5: Today I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients yourself and make your own meal.
I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much disinfectant recently, when I pee, it cleans the toilet...
**Classified Add**
Single man with toilet paper seeking woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun!
I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 whole minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so simple"
Then I realized... I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes....
A big guy with a bandanna before corona... whoa dude looks scary
A big guy with a bandanna after... Damn he must be scared
I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife
They said a mask and some gloves was enough to go the grocery store.... They lied to me! Everyone else had cloths on...
Ok, that's all I got. Some of these are me, some are friends and family. I don't think it matters who did what lol
Please let me hear what y'all got.
RE: Corono Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Luca - Apr 18, 2020
Some of these gave me a good chuckle. Thanks OP, this is a breath of fresh air from all the depressing bs on the forums.
RE: Corono Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - shitmaster - Apr 18, 2020
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her cat understood her....
I walked into my house, told my dog and we laughed our asses off!
I laughed my shit out with that one.
Stay safe buddy!
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Simplex - Apr 18, 2020
Pretty good. A good subreddit I often browse is https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusMemes/ helps makes the situation a little more torable.
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Weddy - Apr 18, 2020
Thanks OP, for the laugh.
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Xen - Apr 18, 2020
Love it. I've been sharing a load of memes on Facebook with some positive feedback. Glad that people can still see the light in things
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Mr.Nobody - Apr 18, 2020
Quote:I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife
That's hilarious
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Scooby - Apr 18, 2020
(Apr 18, 2020 03:02 PM)xAlimorAx Wrote: I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife
I was just joking with a colleague today about how if someone goes to rob a bank right now, they probably have to really draw attention to their gun. Ski masks and gloves just won't cut it anymore.
Some quality jokes here, OP. Thanks for the share.
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - xAlimorAx - Apr 18, 2020
I am so glad to know that you guys are human to, for a second there i was worried this site was ran and populated by mindless drones. I even considered "The Merovingian" was at work here.
No but seriously, i am glad everyone is enjoying these as much as i did, and if i can bring even one smile or chuckle to anyone's face in these times then that makes me feel pretty accomplished.
-xAlimorAx
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - TheEqualiser - Apr 18, 2020
Why the Chinese not good at playing cricket?
They eating their bats...
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Cameron - Apr 18, 2020
(Apr 18, 2020 03:37 PM)M0HX Wrote: I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife
Badass^ really like this one.
I like it lol
What a time to be alive
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Cameron - Apr 18, 2020
(Apr 18, 2020 11:53 PM)M0HX Wrote: lmfao dude. students in Saudi Arabia (no I'm not from there) who are below colledge/uni level been automatically passed their year/course to the next level.
some dudes said: "Wow. I never thought I would graduate high school while I'm taking a Clay Davis in the bathroom".
dead. 😠life is getting weirder each day lool.
Life’s never gone be the same once this is all over. Shits just crazy now
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Cameron - Apr 19, 2020
(Apr 18, 2020 11:59 PM)M0HX Wrote: Yep. that's exactly is my thought. I think nations will start to actually care more about each other. people's vision on life will change forever. and hopefully a better future.
I can't wait :(
Yeah hopefully.
I’m just waiting for WW3 with China after all this finishes up.
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - xAlimorAx - Apr 19, 2020
LoL
My new opinion on things... [img]blob:https://imgur.com/26ba7d56-ba01-4006-ab2d-d8810b1f77d0[/img]
RE: Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!) - Yanix - Apr 19, 2020
This is what I like the most hahaha ----> I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife