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Corona Virus Humor (If we dont laugh, we cry!)
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Apr 18, 2020 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: Apr 18, 2020 03:19 PM by xAlimorAx.)
So there needs to be some light at the end of the tunnel... I hope I can start something that everyone can enjoy and maybe even add on to...

Let me just jump right in...

Prior to corona virus...
Someone sneezes. "God bless you!"
After corona
Someone sneezes. "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?"

As a result of quarantine half of us shall emerge as great cooks... The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her cat understood her....
I walked into my house, told my dog and we laughed our asses off!

Quarantine Day 5: Today I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients yourself and make your own meal.
I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much disinfectant recently, when I pee, it cleans the toilet...
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I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 whole minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so simple"
Then I realized... I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes....

A big guy with a bandanna before corona... whoa dude looks scary
A big guy with a bandanna after... Damn he must be scared

I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife

They said a mask and some gloves was enough to go the grocery store.... They lied to me! Everyone else had cloths on...

Ok, that's all I got. Some of these are me, some are friends and family. I don't think it matters who did what lol
Please let me hear what y'all got.
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Apr 18, 2020 03:05 PM
Some of these gave me a good chuckle. Thanks OP, this is a breath of fresh air from all the depressing bs on the forums.
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Apr 18, 2020 03:09 PM
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her cat understood her....
I walked into my house, told my dog and we laughed our asses off!

I laughed my shit out with that one.

Stay safe buddy!
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Apr 18, 2020 03:31 PM
Pretty good. A good subreddit I often browse is https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusMemes/ helps makes the situation a little more torable.
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Apr 18, 2020 03:47 PM (This post was last modified: Apr 18, 2020 03:47 PM by Weddy.)
Thanks OP, for the laugh.
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Apr 18, 2020 04:17 PM
Love it. I've been sharing a load of memes on Facebook with some positive feedback. Glad that people can still see the light in things
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Apr 18, 2020 04:38 PM
Quote:I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife


That's hilarious
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Apr 18, 2020 05:13 PM
(Apr 18, 2020 03:02 PM)xAlimorAx Wrote:  I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife

I was just joking with a colleague today about how if someone goes to rob a bank right now, they probably have to really draw attention to their gun. Ski masks and gloves just won't cut it anymore.

Some quality jokes here, OP. Thanks for the share.
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Apr 18, 2020 09:05 PM
I am so glad to know that you guys are human to, for a second there i was worried this site was ran and populated by mindless drones. I even considered "The Merovingian" was at work here.

No but seriously, i am glad everyone is enjoying these as much as i did, and if i can bring even one smile or chuckle to anyone's face in these times then that makes me feel pretty accomplished.

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Apr 18, 2020 11:47 PM
Why the Chinese not good at playing cricket?
They eating their bats...
" Find what you love and let it kill you."
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Apr 18, 2020 11:49 PM
(Apr 18, 2020 03:37 PM)M0HX Wrote:  I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife

Badass^ really like this one.

I like it lol
What a time to be alive
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Apr 18, 2020 11:56 PM
(Apr 18, 2020 11:53 PM)M0HX Wrote:  lmfao dude. students in Saudi Arabia (no I'm not from there) who are below colledge/uni level been automatically passed their year/course to the next level.
some dudes said: "Wow. I never thought I would graduate high school while I'm taking a Clay Davis in the bathroom".

dead. 😭 life is getting weirder each day lool.

Life’s never gone be the same once this is all over. Shits just crazy now
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Apr 19, 2020 12:01 AM
(Apr 18, 2020 11:59 PM)M0HX Wrote:  Yep. that's exactly is my thought. I think nations will start to actually care more about each other. people's vision on life will change forever. and hopefully a better future.

I can't wait :(

Yeah hopefully.
I’m just waiting for WW3 with China after all this finishes up.
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Apr 19, 2020 12:05 AM
LoL

My new opinion on things... [img]blob:https://imgur.com/26ba7d56-ba01-4006-ab2d-d8810b1f77d0[/img]
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Apr 19, 2020 12:07 AM
This is what I like the most hahaha ----> I never thought I would actually get to walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask them to give me money! Life Goals #CoronaLife
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