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Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
Post your best dad joke, I love em'. Here's mine:
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."
RE: Give me your best dad joke - Smexy - Dec 15, 2020
Dad's are hypocrite, thats my joke in my life.
No role model, just a anoyance.
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:06 AM)Smexy Wrote: Dad's are hypocrite, thats my joke in my life.
No role model, just a anoyance.
Not what I was looking for but ok :P
RE: Give me your best dad joke - Smexy - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:07 AM)VEESZAC Wrote: Not what I was looking for but ok :P
Let's just say that my dad doesn't make jokes, other then sexist dumb jokes and talks to the tv.
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:08 AM)Smexy Wrote: Let's just say that my dad doesn't make jokes, other then sexist dumb jokes and talks to the tv.
A dad joke isn't necessarily a joke made by your dad it's just a type of joke :P
RE: Give me your best dad joke - Forensic - Dec 15, 2020
A man purchased hair extensions for $25........ it was a small price toupee
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:26 AM)Forensiccc Wrote: A man purchased hair extensions for $25........ it was a small price toupee
Hhaahahaha ok actually loled at this one I love it
RE: Give me your best dad joke - A + - Dec 15, 2020
What do you get when you mix basketball and a baby? Double dribble :D
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:36 AM)A + Wrote: What do you get when you mix basketball and a baby? Double dribble :D
Hahahaha damn you guys have some good ones!!!
RE: Give me your best dad joke - A + - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 07:37 AM)VEESZAC Wrote: Hahahaha damn you guys have some good ones!!!
What do you call a fish with two knees? Two-knee fish.... lol
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 08:56 AM)A + Wrote: What do you call a fish with two knees? Two-knee fish.... lol
Damn bro you're gonna be (or are) an amazing dad someday. You're ready
RE: Give me your best dad joke - A + - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 09:01 AM)VEESZAC Wrote: Damn bro you're gonna be (or are) an amazing dad someday. You're ready
Our generation man... We've seen a lot. Imagine telling your kids one day, "Back in 2016 a fella named Deez Nuts got 9% of the presidential vote in America".
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 09:03 AM)A + Wrote: Our generation man... We've seen a lot. Imagine telling your kids one day, "Back in 2016 a fella named Deez Nuts got 9% of the presidential vote in America".
We're gonna have some grade-A fucking dad memes I'll tell ya what...
RE: Give me your best dad joke - Gσđfαtђα - Dec 15, 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback
RE: Give me your best dad joke - VEESZAC - Dec 15, 2020
(Dec 15, 2020 09:50 AM)Gσđfαtђα Wrote: What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback
Haha this is an oldie but a good one!