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Dec 15, 2020 06:54 AM
Post your best dad joke, I love em'. Here's mine:

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."
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Dec 15, 2020 07:06 AM
Dad's are hypocrite, thats my joke in my life.
No role model, just a anoyance.
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Dec 15, 2020 07:07 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:06 AM)Smexy Wrote:  Dad's are hypocrite, thats my joke in my life.
No role model, just a anoyance.

Not what I was looking for but ok :P
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Dec 15, 2020 07:08 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:07 AM)VEESZAC Wrote:  Not what I was looking for but ok :P

Let's just say that my dad doesn't make jokes, other then sexist dumb jokes and talks to the tv.
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Dec 15, 2020 07:09 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:08 AM)Smexy Wrote:  Let's just say that my dad doesn't make jokes, other then sexist dumb jokes and talks to the tv.

A dad joke isn't necessarily a joke made by your dad it's just a type of joke :P
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Dec 15, 2020 07:26 AM
A man purchased hair extensions for $25........ it was a small price toupee
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Dec 15, 2020 07:27 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:26 AM)Forensic Wrote:  A man purchased hair extensions for $25........ it was a small price toupee

Hhaahahaha ok actually loled at this one I love it
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Dec 15, 2020 07:36 AM
What do you get when you mix basketball and a baby? Double dribble :D
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Dec 15, 2020 07:37 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:36 AM)A + Wrote:  What do you get when you mix basketball and a baby? Double dribble :D

Hahahaha damn you guys have some good ones!!!
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Dec 15, 2020 08:56 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 07:37 AM)VEESZAC Wrote:  Hahahaha damn you guys have some good ones!!!

What do you call a fish with two knees? Two-knee fish.... lol
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(Dec 15, 2020 08:56 AM)A + Wrote:  What do you call a fish with two knees? Two-knee fish.... lol

Damn bro you're gonna be (or are) an amazing dad someday. You're ready
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Dec 15, 2020 09:03 AM
(Dec 15, 2020 09:01 AM)VEESZAC Wrote:  Damn bro you're gonna be (or are) an amazing dad someday. You're ready

Our generation man... We've seen a lot. Imagine telling your kids one day, "Back in 2016 a fella named Deez Nuts got 9% of the presidential vote in America".
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(Dec 15, 2020 09:03 AM)A + Wrote:  Our generation man... We've seen a lot. Imagine telling your kids one day, "Back in 2016 a fella named Deez Nuts got 9% of the presidential vote in America".

We're gonna have some grade-A fucking dad memes I'll tell ya what...
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Dec 15, 2020 09:50 AM
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback


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(Dec 15, 2020 09:50 AM)Gσđfαtђα Wrote:  What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback

Haha this is an oldie but a good one!
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