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Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - LoremIpsum - Apr 17, 2021
You are completely naked, in a room full of people, who all speak a different language than you.
And as soon as people notice you, they want to touch you..
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No, I did not come up with this joke. Feel free to share any good ones!
RE: Imagine This... (Funny / Joke thread) - Zero - Apr 17, 2021
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
RE: Imagine This... (Funny / Joke thread) - A Nobody - Apr 17, 2021
Wait, is that considered a bad thing? I'd love to be naked and have everybody want to touch me.
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - LoremIpsum - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 04:44 AM)Zero Wrote: My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.Nice one! The best way to make any Grandma horrifying..
Normal Grandma;
Let's eat, kids!
Horror Grandma;
Let's eat kids!
(Apr 17, 2021 04:52 AM)A_Vile_User Wrote: Wait, is that considered a bad thing? I'd love to be naked and have everybody want to touch me.Nobody said it was a bad thing. Just imagine it..
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - A Nobody - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 04:57 AM)LoremIpsum Wrote: Nobody said it was a bad thing. Just imagine it..
Mmm... don't mind if I do!
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - LoremIpsum - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 04:57 AM)A_Vile_User Wrote: Mmm... don't mind if I do!
It's only a dream of me to wag my tail like a happy dog and people cheering me for it..
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - Neon™ - Apr 17, 2021
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - MarvinMalware - Apr 17, 2021
I was so confused at first lmao, this was good.🤣
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - hosmail - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 05:17 AM)Neon™ Wrote: A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Damn this one cracked me up.
I didn't know what tf was happening😆😆😆
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - LoremIpsum - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 08:04 AM)Shoto Todoroki Wrote: I was so confused at first lmao, this was good.🤣
Thanks! Read it on some meme page today.
Good start of my morning, right?
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - soulm8 - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 04:43 AM)LoremIpsum Wrote: You are completely naked, in a room full of people, who all speak a different language than you.
And as soon as people notice you, they want to touch you..
Plot Twist (Click to View)
No, I did not come up with this joke. Feel free to share any good ones!
this could sound like super sick but its funny
brother and sister were bored and started banging, sis said damn bro you are doing it way better than dad, and he replies oh i know, mom told me the same thing :D
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - MarvinMalware - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 08:50 AM)LoremIpsum Wrote: Thanks! Read it on some meme page today.
Good start of my morning, right?
For sure! I got a nice kick out of it as well. :)
RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - TB12 - Apr 17, 2021
I do this by the elementary school playground everyday
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RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - LoremIpsum - Apr 17, 2021
(Apr 17, 2021 09:14 AM)Shoto Todoroki Wrote: For sure! I got a nice kick out of it as well. :)Happy to hear we got a similar taste in humour haha.
(Apr 17, 2021 09:31 AM)TB12 Wrote: I do this by the elementary school playground everydayKeep it clean, joker.
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RE: Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) - Xen - Apr 17, 2021
Should just turn this into a joke thread, some good ones :)