[LoremIpsum]

You are completely naked, in a room full of people, who all speak a different language than you.
And as soon as people notice you, they want to touch you..

Plot Twist (Click to View)Yes. That's how it's like being a dog.

No, I did not come up with this joke. Feel free to share any good ones!

[Zero]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

[A Nobody]

Wait, is that considered a bad thing? I'd love to be naked and have everybody want to touch me.

[LoremIpsum]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Nice one! The best way to make any Grandma horrifying..

Normal Grandma;
Let's eat, kids!

Horror Grandma;
Let's eat kids!

Wait, is that considered a bad thing? I'd love to be naked and have everybody want to touch me.

Nobody said it was a bad thing. Just imagine it..

[A Nobody]

Nobody said it was a bad thing. Just imagine it..

Mmm... don't mind if I do!

[LoremIpsum]

Mmm... don't mind if I do!

It's only a dream of me to wag my tail like a happy dog and people cheering me for it..

[Neon™]

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

[MarvinMalware]

I was so confused at first lmao, this was good.🤣

[hosmail]

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

Damn this one cracked me up.
I didn't know what tf was happening😆😆😆

[LoremIpsum]

I was so confused at first lmao, this was good.🤣

Thanks! Read it on some meme page today.
Good start of my morning, right?

[soulm8]

You are completely naked, in a room full of people, who all speak a different language than you.
And as soon as people notice you, they want to touch you..

Plot Twist (Click to View)Yes. That's how it's like being a dog.

No, I did not come up with this joke. Feel free to share any good ones!

this could sound like super sick but its funny

brother and sister were bored and started banging, sis said damn bro you are doing it way better than dad, and he replies oh i know, mom told me the same thing :D

[MarvinMalware]

Thanks! Read it on some meme page today.
Good start of my morning, right?

For sure! I got a nice kick out of it as well. :)

[TB12]

I do this by the elementary school playground everyday

Spoiler (Click to View)it's a joke FBI I swear man

[LoremIpsum]

For sure! I got a nice kick out of it as well. :)

Happy to hear we got a similar taste in humour haha.

I do this by the elementary school playground everyday

Spoiler (Click to View)it's a joke FBI I swear man

Keep it clean, joker.

[Xen]

Should just turn this into a joke thread, some good ones :)