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My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.
Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Foxxy Proxies Ltd - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 05:48 PM)Unknown Inebriated Looser Wrote: So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.
Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…
Its the underpants gnomes dawg. They take your stuff in the night. I gots evidence of them:
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - RootRXXT - Jan 12, 2025
When the paranoia kicks in, get off the gear ahha
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Deany - Jan 12, 2025
It's the homeless person in yo attic taking em
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 06:41 PM)Foxxy Proxies Ltd Wrote: Its the underpants gnomes dawg. They take your stuff in the night. I gots evidence of them:Great episode. Yea but my underwear are all accounted for…
(Jan 12, 2025 06:44 PM)RootRXXT Wrote: When the paranoia kicks in, get off the gear ahha
Paranoia is a government PsyOp designed to make you think your going insane, but in reality your the only sane one in the room man, think about it. What better way to mess with your mind then to make your own mind mess with you.
(Jan 12, 2025 07:34 PM)Deany Wrote: It's the homeless person in yo attic taking em
Holy shit I’m gonna grab my gun right now and go check that shit….
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Foxxy Proxies Ltd - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 08:57 PM)Unknown Inebriated Looser Wrote: Great episode. Yea but my underwear are all accounted for…
For now, but check again in an hour and make sure all are still accounted for.
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 09:09 PM)Foxxy Proxies Ltd Wrote: For now, but check again in an hour and make sure all are still accounted for.
I plan on having them off before then, I have a chick coming over…
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Foxxy Proxies Ltd - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 09:11 PM)Unknown Inebriated Looser Wrote: I plan on having them off before then, I have a chick coming over…
In that case when you go looking for them afterwards and you can't find them, you know what happened. LOL
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 09:15 PM)Foxxy Proxies Ltd Wrote: In that case when you go looking for them afterwards and you can't find them, you know what happened. LOL
Idk man, maybe the chick took them home as a sick momento of my dick and balls…
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Foxxy Proxies Ltd - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 09:16 PM)Unknown Inebriated Looser Wrote: Idk man, maybe the chick took them home as a sick momento of my dick and balls…
Have you verified that "she" was actually born a woman? You never know whats up that skirt these days. Might put your hand up there and find a surprise. LOL
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 09:22 PM)Foxxy Proxies Ltd Wrote: Have you verified that "she" was actually born a woman? You never know whats up that skirt these days. Might put your hand up there and find a surprise. LOL
Yes she is in fact a woman I have hooked up with her multiple times. She thinks my cat is taking the thermometers.
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - XtremeDiscount - Jan 12, 2025
That's so weird, I just found a bunch in my house
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Pr0m3th3us - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 10:39 PM)Computer1050 Wrote: That's so weird, I just found a bunch in my house
I hate you so much right now.
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - TheGoldenRelik - Jan 12, 2025
Who steals a food thermometer? Did you just change places?
RE: My thermometers keep disappearing... - Jamika - Jan 12, 2025
(Jan 12, 2025 05:48 PM)Unknown Inebriated Looser Wrote: So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.
Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…
May be u used them to measure ur temp ? 😺😺