[Pr0m3th3us]

So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.

Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…

[Foxxy Proxies Ltd]

So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.

Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…

Its the underpants gnomes dawg. They take your stuff in the night. I gots evidence of them:

[RootRXXT]

When the paranoia kicks in, get off the gear ahha

[Deany]

It's the homeless person in yo attic taking em

[Pr0m3th3us]

Its the underpants gnomes dawg. They take your stuff in the night. I gots evidence of them:

Great episode. Yea but my underwear are all accounted for…

When the paranoia kicks in, get off the gear ahha

Paranoia is a government PsyOp designed to make you think your going insane, but in reality your the only sane one in the room man, think about it. What better way to mess with your mind then to make your own mind mess with you.

It's the homeless person in yo attic taking em

Holy shit I’m gonna grab my gun right now and go check that shit….

[Foxxy Proxies Ltd]

Great episode. Yea but my underwear are all accounted for…

For now, but check again in an hour and make sure all are still accounted for.

[Pr0m3th3us]

For now, but check again in an hour and make sure all are still accounted for.

I plan on having them off before then, I have a chick coming over…

[Foxxy Proxies Ltd]

I plan on having them off before then, I have a chick coming over…

In that case when you go looking for them afterwards and you can't find them, you know what happened. LOL

[Pr0m3th3us]

In that case when you go looking for them afterwards and you can't find them, you know what happened. LOL

Idk man, maybe the chick took them home as a sick momento of my dick and balls…

[Foxxy Proxies Ltd]

Idk man, maybe the chick took them home as a sick momento of my dick and balls…

Have you verified that "she" was actually born a woman? You never know whats up that skirt these days. Might put your hand up there and find a surprise. LOL

[Pr0m3th3us]

Have you verified that "she" was actually born a woman? You never know whats up that skirt these days. Might put your hand up there and find a surprise. LOL

Yes she is in fact a woman I have hooked up with her multiple times. She thinks my cat is taking the thermometers.

[XtremeDiscount]

That's so weird, I just found a bunch in my house

[Pr0m3th3us]

That's so weird, I just found a bunch in my house

I hate you so much right now.

[TheGoldenRelik]

Who steals a food thermometer? Did you just change places?

[Jamika]

So in the last year i have had to buy 2 new kitchen thermometers, the first one i had for a long time (maybe 5 years?). But in the last year the 2 i bought have literally disappeared from my kitchen. Just went to use it right now for this pork roast and bam the fucker isn't in its sleeve. WTH is going on.....im only like 5 beers in so i know im not hammered enough to miss it in the drawer.

Is this the governments way of messing with me? Or maybe my EX wife? I’m seriously fucked yo right now cause idk what is going on with my kitchen thermometers…

May be u used them to measure ur temp ? 😺😺