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What is your favorite dad joke? - JoshAllen - Oct 4, 2025
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up! 🥚😄
Do you have any funny ones? Need some jokes for the future.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Deany - Oct 4, 2025
Lol that's a funny one, but Idk any
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Mix - Oct 4, 2025
Ive heard a lot of them in my time but off the top of my head.
Which days are the strongest?
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RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - leste - Oct 4, 2025
Dad jokes are usually not funny.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - JoshAllen - Oct 4, 2025
(Oct 4, 2025 06:38 PM)leste Wrote: Dad jokes are usually not funny.
You must not be a dad to say such a thing.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Jamika - Oct 5, 2025
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
She gave me a hug.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Oh_Well - Oct 5, 2025
An icecube walks into a bar
- One scotch
- Ice?
- John?
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - 2xTheTap115 - Oct 5, 2025
I know a few jokes like that, but their meaning is deeply rooted in Polish folklore, which is why in most cases they are incomprehensible to the rest of the world.
Example:
Quote:- What is the punishment for bigamy in Poland?
- Two mothers-in-law.
Or:
Quote: How many cups of coffee does a nurse drink a day?
Syringes.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - sharn - Oct 5, 2025
The skeleton did not go to the party because he had no body to go with.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Fish - Oct 5, 2025
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Charlie Sheen - Oct 8, 2025
As I put my car into reverse I thought to myself.
"This takes me back"
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - Mech - Oct 8, 2025
What's brown and sticky? ...
A stick.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - aj33b9009 - Oct 8, 2025
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - The Joker - Oct 8, 2025
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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RE: What is your favorite dad joke? - RangoWorld - Oct 9, 2025
I told a joke about pizza at the dinner table.
It was cheesy, but everyone loved it.