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What is your favorite dad joke?
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Oct 4, 2025 04:50 PM
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?

Because they might crack up! 🥚😄

Do you have any funny ones? Need some jokes for the future.
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Oct 4, 2025 05:06 PM
Lol that's a funny one, but Idk any
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Oct 4, 2025 06:16 PM
Ive heard a lot of them in my time but off the top of my head.

Which days are the strongest?
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Oct 4, 2025 06:38 PM (This post was last modified: Oct 4, 2025 06:45 PM by leste.)
Dad jokes are usually not funny.
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Oct 4, 2025 06:40 PM
(Oct 4, 2025 06:38 PM)leste Wrote:  Dad jokes are usually not funny.

You must not be a dad to say such a thing.
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Oct 5, 2025 12:49 AM
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Oct 5, 2025 12:53 AM
An icecube walks into a bar

- One scotch
- Ice?
- John?
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Oct 5, 2025 01:23 AM
I know a few jokes like that, but their meaning is deeply rooted in Polish folklore, which is why in most cases they are incomprehensible to the rest of the world.

Example:



Quote:- What is the punishment for bigamy in Poland?

- Two mothers-in-law.


Or:

Quote: How many cups of coffee does a nurse drink a day?

Syringes.

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Oct 5, 2025 01:33 AM
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Oct 5, 2025 01:34 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
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Oct 8, 2025 02:40 AM
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Oct 8, 2025 06:08 AM
What's brown and sticky? ...

A stick.
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Oct 8, 2025 09:19 AM
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
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Oct 8, 2025 09:32 AM
Why did the coffee file a police report?

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Oct 9, 2025 01:27 AM
I told a joke about pizza at the dinner table.
It was cheesy, but everyone loved it.
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