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What crimes have you committed this week? - Hackers - Apr 1, 2026
I jay walked and accidentally littered without picking it up after.
You?
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - 7 - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 10:39 AM)Hackers Wrote: I jay walked and accidentally littered without picking it up after.
You?
Murder, GBH, Rape & Anarchy .. the rest I can't mention I was never there.
LOL.
I'm messing I only play the rape game with my wife.... "Wanna play the rape game luv?" "No!" "Good, that's the spirit!"
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - ByteMe - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 10:43 AM)7 Wrote: Murder, GBH, Rape & Anarchy .. the rest I can't mention I was never there.
LOL.
I'm messing I only play the rape game with my wife.... "Wanna play the rape game luv?" "No!" "Good, that's the spirit!"
Lmfao
For me Two days ago, around 2 a.m., my friend and I were pretty drunk. He was driving, and when we stopped at a traffic light, he suddenly accelerated.
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Undead - Apr 1, 2026
Thought crimes
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RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Jamika - Apr 1, 2026
I am very committed… perhaps the worst thing I’ve done lately is that I always throw trash out of the car like a wild pig.
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Wells - Apr 1, 2026
I have been a good boy so my record is clean.
Thankfully I don't live in England, because then the situation may have been different. A hardened thought criminal I would have been, as Undead already hinted so beautifully.
Happy Fools Day everyone. :-)
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - The Joker - Apr 1, 2026
Well, I've always been filled with 'Mens Rea' but rarely 'Actus Reus'.
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - hendzabiznis - Apr 1, 2026
Put a dot in QR code
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - TooBurnt - Apr 1, 2026
I didn't break a single law today bros
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Hackers - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 11:46 AM)Jamika Wrote: I am very committed… perhaps the worst thing I’ve done lately is that I always throw trash out of the car like a wild pig.
Please don't do this if you can commit to being better with trash. I know it's easy but it ends up going into the soil & the water. Then it can break down and lead to things like microplastics in our rain, constantly precipitating.
Not judging too hard, I admitted to littering, and I've done the car toss in the past, but I learned the errors of my ways. If we're all better, the planet will be better too. They say they'll call us the Plasticene era because future geologists will literally find a layer of plastic particles throughout the entire Earth from the last 75 years & onwards.
I can be better, we can all be better.
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Prawnster - Apr 1, 2026
Evening officer, I'm happy to report that I have completed 0 illegal activities today OR ever!
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Hackers - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 04:52 PM)Prawnster Wrote: Evening officer, I'm happy to report that I have completed 0 illegal activities today OR ever!
Sir, you're free to go.
Just need to see that ID & proof of insurance
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Prawnster - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 05:01 PM)Hackers Wrote: Sir, you're free to go.
Just need to see that ID & proof of insurance
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Hackers - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 05:13 PM)Prawnster Wrote:
He's too fast and all we have are these European batons!
In the US they'd just shoot you
/s
RE: What crimes have you committed this week? - Prawnster - Apr 1, 2026
(Apr 1, 2026 05:14 PM)Hackers Wrote: He's too fast and all we have are these European batons!
In the US they'd just shoot you
/s
In the UK we mostly just get away with stuff unless we post something the gov doesn't find acceptable online, and then they boot your door down hahhaa.